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So like, I was running down the street, and birds started falling from the sky. They were purple with hints of ice cream and I didn't know that the cops were after me. I honestly think that this is Obama's fault, the cops were actually after the birds by the way. So I'm doing all that I can to get this tea ready, but there's a reason I don't hate you John.
That^ is the dumbest thing I've ever seen anyone say.
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That is pretty dumb haha
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"Keep that up and you're going to wake up in the middle of the night dead."
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here is the worst
"is the sun round?"
This i heard when i was in town and it sounded genuine
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Britney spears once said "I never wanted to go to japan because i don`t like fish and i know that`s really popular over there in africa.
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someone once said to me that alucard backwards is vampire. i understood that he meant dracula, but he sounded like such an idiot when he said it.
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Something about "legitimate rape"
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Send Message: 20 / M / São Paulo, Brazil
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"Naruto is the best anime/manga ever".
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Send Message: 25 / F / irst
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A classmate once said the line "That is soooo gay," in front of our gay teacher, no less.
A friend said that US Thanksgiving day was to celebrate Columbus discovering America
"I thought you were Asian!" [to me - I'm all Caucasian]
Aaaaaand.....
I thought it was dumb of my college professor to say that Snarks were from The Jabberwocky, but not everyone may agree <.<
And of course the deer lady: http://youtu.be/CI8UPHMzZm8 |
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"Pardon me then kill me."
-my mother
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They have a watch and ask you "what time is it?"
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I'm going to change this to some of the funniest things I've ever heard:
"I'm harder than a diamond in a snowstorm."
"If you give a man fire, he'll be warm for a day. But, if you light a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
"You don't need to be such a dick. Did someone piss in your bitch flakes this morning?"
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"To make a bonfire, you must drop leaves everywhere, then make a hole in the ground. After that, you just put some piles of wood in the ditch and you are good for the night. The leaves do not have to moved, the fire will never reach then. But, the leaves will prevent snow from piling up around the ditch"
^In the end: The fire did reach the leaves and the rest is...well...History
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starry wrote:
640K ought to be enough for anybody. -- Bill Gates, 1981
Except he never said that. 
Oh, and before someone accuses me of not knowing what I'm talking about.
http://www.wired.com/politics/law/news/1997/01/1484
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