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"you know what they say, sarcasm killed the cat"
-My friend
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Well I was sitting at a burger joint on my dinner break at work and I over heard a lady saying "ever since I move to new York last week my life is just like sex in the city...no really... what's with that face". Apparently her friend was looking at her like she was stupid as well.
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chiefjon66 wrote:

alright I walked by a couple freshmen in the hallway back in high school and one asked the other if he was a virgin, the other one replied "not yet" and he was completly serious


ahahahah, the education of high school sure is showing off there
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"OMG i hope i never get fat. i heard that it's harder to maintain fat levels when your old! EW i dont want to be fat! fat people are so gross!" Ignorance is bliss, but not like this.
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Hmm
Well for a kid in my class it's UUUH DEH
all the time and I think that's dumb..
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How do you cook this frozen pizza? saying this while putting box and all in the oven (instructions on the back)
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SWAG
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The Obscene Dog was a sort of a brass dog in a sitting position and anybody who got around to the front of the dog got caught in some electronic current and passed through the dog to the dogs rear end and spat out. Thetans didn't like this.
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YOLO......... Enough said
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Best friend's girl, said "Libraries are open on federal holidays, I need you to drop off these books". Told her the contrary, let's just say she hate my guts for constantly correcting her erroneous thinking.

Another particular moment was how she stated it was absolutely mandatory to boil chicken breast first before placing it in the oven. I decided not to, and she acted like it was the end of the world, as if I had committed some kind of inhuman crime against humanity, by not boiling chicken first. She's going to be one interesting specimen of waifu material.
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"When is the 4th of July?"
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Some random person online in an argument:

"If so many people believe in the big bang, they why aren't there any pictures of it??"
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Posted 3/4/13
i enjoyed the movie 'The Tourist'.
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Posted 3/4/13 , edited 3/4/13
My brother once said when he was younger "Which side of the bread do you butter?"
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This is pretty much on par with my previous post in this topic. That riding your bike is bad for the environment because you breath.
http://www.seattlebikeblog.com/2013/03/02/state-lawmaker-says-bicycling-is-not-good-for-the-environment-should-be-taxed/
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