Random Topic: Dumbest Things you ever heard someone say

Best friend's girl, said "Libraries are open on federal holidays, I need you to drop off these books". Told her the contrary, let's just say she hate my guts for constantly correcting her erroneous thinking.

Another particular moment was how she stated it was absolutely mandatory to boil chicken breast first before placing it in the oven. I decided not to, and she acted like it was the end of the world, as if I had committed some kind of inhuman crime against humanity, by not boiling chicken first. She's going to be one interesting specimen of waifu material.

fluffyraptor 4035 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / Rhode Island, and... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 "you know what they say, sarcasm killed the cat" -My friend
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mimosa_usagi 31981 cr points Send Message: 27 / F / Bronx New York Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 Well I was sitting at a burger joint on my dinner break at work and I over heard a lady saying "ever since I move to new York last week my life is just like sex in the city...no really... what's with that face". Apparently her friend was looking at her like she was stupid as well.
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Shy-Anime-Guy 4242 cr points Send Message: 17 / M / Pennsylvania Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 chiefjon66 wrote: alright I walked by a couple freshmen in the hallway back in high school and one asked the other if he was a virgin, the other one replied "not yet" and he was completly serious ahahahah, the education of high school sure is showing off there
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Hachikobubble 10476 cr points Send Message: F / Hyrule Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 "OMG i hope i never get fat. i heard that it's harder to maintain fat levels when your old! EW i dont want to be fat! fat people are so gross!" Ignorance is bliss, but not like this.
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Velvetx 1846 cr points Send Message: 18 / F Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 Hmm Well for a kid in my class it's UUUH DEH all the time and I think that's dumb..
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thecounterman 8034 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 How do you cook this frozen pizza? saying this while putting box and all in the oven (instructions on the back)
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Jnestor 2083 cr points Send Message: 16 / M / Somewhere Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 SWAG
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_Pontianak_ 6124 cr points Send Message: 31 / M / The Wired Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 The Obscene Dog was a sort of a brass dog in a sitting position and anybody who got around to the front of the dog got caught in some electronic current and passed through the dog to the dogs rear end and spat out. Thetans didn't like this.
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Feia20032 7354 cr points Send Message: 25 / M / United States Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 YOLO......... Enough said
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Realtaliation 400 cr points Send Message: 18 / M / Los Angeles Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13, edited 3/3/13 Best friend's girl, said "Libraries are open on federal holidays, I need you to drop off these books". Told her the contrary, let's just say she hate my guts for constantly correcting her erroneous thinking. Another particular moment was how she stated it was absolutely mandatory to boil chicken breast first before placing it in the oven. I decided not to, and she acted like it was the end of the world, as if I had committed some kind of inhuman crime against humanity, by not boiling chicken first. She's going to be one interesting specimen of waifu material.
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toxicvirus1230 3030 cr points Send Message: M / Outside your window Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/3/13 "When is the 4th of July?"
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akamarulover2 50914 cr points Send Message: 19 / F / San Diego, Califo... Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/4/13 Some random person online in an argument: "If so many people believe in the big bang, they why aren't there any pictures of it??"
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OccultLimetree 5567 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / Earth Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/4/13 i enjoyed the movie 'The Tourist'.
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Lethiam 3080 cr points Send Message: 19 / M / Northern Ireland Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/4/13, edited 3/4/13 My brother once said when he was younger "Which side of the bread do you butter?"
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carsarelittle 2157 cr points Send Message: 27 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 3/10/13 This is pretty much on par with my previous post in this topic. That riding your bike is bad for the environment because you breath. http://www.seattlebikeblog.com/2013/03/02/state-lawmaker-says-bicycling-is-not-good-for-the-environment-should-be-taxed/
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