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Pretty much every political promise.
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14 / M / Gensokyo
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"In the shining wind,
I am right there, by your side.
I know you are there.
Bloomers of brilliant red.
I am the greatest giant."
-Little Busters
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"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton
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16 / F / Behind you.
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"Maybe I shall watch Samurai Jack!"
"What is that?"
"A cartoon from the early 2000's, it's pretty good."
"Is it the white guy who thinks he's yellow?"
Granted, this was a skype group conversation, but still...
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“I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.” – Miss Alabama
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shuyi000 wrote:
"What's Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?" - Paris Hilton
That is one of my favorite quotes lol~
The Simple Life was amazing, reality TV was never the same after it.
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18 / F / California
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"Wait, aren't Nazis and Jews the same thing?" - a high school senior in my class today. I literally head desk'd upon hearing that.
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guy was taking his time scooping up some chicken pot pie soup into his bowl. he turned and saw me and said, "oh sorry, i'm vegetarian and i'm trying to take out the chicken."
*facepalm*
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F / ★ On the Stars ★
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''People can die if they're killed!''
Someone from my school said that when he heard people talking about Modern Warfare. It's pretty obvious. Don't we all know that?
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22 / M / Hiatus
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"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." -George W. Bush
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24 / M / Norway
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''Life is like a game''
Uh oh . Don't mix reality and fantasy!
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17 / M / where it takes me
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This was acctually said by me when I was at my friends house working on a project... But we were taking a break and started playing call of duty
" so when can you come back tomorrow or Saterday?"
"Um 5..."
I can be real dumb sometimes
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19 / F / California
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Not to get too political but,
person in my ethics class: "Gay people choose to be gay"
I mean... REALLY?!
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Toddlers should be able to watch porn, they are going to do it in the future. Might as well let them do it now
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