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"He speaks mexican, not spanish"
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Marzi5 wrote:

"He speaks mexican, not spanish"


As a Spanish speaker I don't see how that is a dumb statement...
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"Games are only for kids."
Fine. Fun is only for kids.

"If I can't perceive it with my 5 senses, it isn't real."
Okay.

"The government should stay out of people's affairs if they aren't illegal."
...the government is what DECIDED what would be illegal. How is the government staying out of it if said affair is being controlled by the law?

"A knife gets sharper the more you use it."
What.

"A good katana can cut trees for a lifetime and not get damaged."
Um. Hm. Good luck with that one.

"When you're driving, you should never have to yield to someone if you signaled first."
.......?

"It's the woman's fault if she wears a skirt and gets raped."
Someone is misguided.
Posted 5/28/13
"Wow that moon is so pretty, too bad we don't have moons like that in Pennsylvania" lmao funny convo I had with my sis while driving back from New Jersey.
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"Get your bass ack here!" Yelled that at my boyfriend while playing Mario Kart. No, I wasn't trying censor myself.
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spacebat wrote:


Marzi5 wrote:

"He speaks mexican, not spanish"


As a Spanish speaker I don't see how that is a dumb statement...


Guess they don't know that Mexican spanish is riddled with an incredible amount of slang. It actually is very different than say, Spain spanish
Posted 5/28/13
Why bother when I have my mind.
Posted 5/29/13

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"Games are only for kids."
Fine. Fun is only for kids.

"If I can't perceive it with my 5 senses, it isn't real."
Okay.

"The government should stay out of people's affairs if they aren't illegal."
...the government is what DECIDED what would be illegal. How is the government staying out of it if said affair is being controlled by the law?

"A knife gets sharper the more you use it."
What.

"A good katana can cut trees for a lifetime and not get damaged."
Um. Hm. Good luck with that one.

"When you're driving, you should never have to yield to someone if you signaled first."
.......?

"It's the woman's fault if she wears a skirt and gets raped."
Someone is misguided.


This was a good read, i look forward to your book ^-^
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"The female body has ways of rejecting a legitimate rape.."

Yes, the clitoris. It's the female reproductive equivalent to a reset button, right?

"If we allow gay marriage then we have to allow beastiality."

I take it then you have experience with animals consenting to marriage? no...?

"The tides come in the tides go out, you can't explain that!"

Yes... we can...

"Evolution is just a theory."

No... evolution is a fact. We call the explanation of evolution the "Theory of Evolution"; the "Theory of Evolution" refers to a comprehensive explanation of aspects of nature that are supported by a vast body of evidence. Evolution occurs whether you want to believe it or not. Try touching your tailbone some time, in some rare occurrences children are still born with tails even though we have evolved past the need of one.

"Cats are smarter than dogs because they often ignore you."

I once had a pet rock named Rock... when I called it's name it never came... that rock was a genius.
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"An acquaintance is a friend"

Yeah, just like that guy I met that one time on the street and then tried to robe my bike is my friend
Posted 5/29/13

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"Cats are smarter than dogs because they often ignore you."

I once had a pet rock named Rock... when I called it's name it never came... that rock was a genius.


My pet rocks always come when summoned.
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Posted 5/29/13
Not enough space on this page for all the dumb shit I have heard or even may have said myself.
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'no it was called the ninetendosega'

This was during American Football season and one of my teammates said this.
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spacebat wrote:

"The female body has ways of rejecting a legitimate rape.."

Yes, the clitoris. It's the female reproductive equivalent to a reset button, right?

"If we allow gay marriage then we have to allow beastiality."

I take it then you have experience with animals consenting to marriage? no...?

"The tides come in the tides go out, you can't explain that!"

Yes... we can...

"Evolution is just a theory."

No... evolution is a fact. We call the explanation of evolution the "Theory of Evolution"; the "Theory of Evolution" refers to a comprehensive explanation of aspects of nature that are supported by a vast body of evidence. Evolution occurs whether you want to believe it or not. Try touching your tailbone some time, in some rare occurrences children are still born with tails even though we have evolved past the need of one.

"Cats are smarter than dogs because they often ignore you."

I once had a pet rock named Rock... when I called it's name it never came... that rock was a genius.


You forgot Romney's "When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem. So it’s very dangerous. And she was choking and rubbing her eyes. Fortunately, there was enough oxygen for the pilot and copilot to make a safe landing in Denver. But she’s safe and sound."
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LOL, I remember that. someone really should write a book.
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