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@ a Burger King Drive Thru.

me: yes I'd like a #2 large with a sprite
them: ok a Large #2 with a sprite, will that be a small medium or large?
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Gundam_Phantom wrote:

@ a Burger King Drive Thru.

me: yes I'd like a #2 large with a sprite
them: ok a Large #2 with a sprite, will that be a small medium or large?
I think they were talking about the soda size....
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That Obama is a democrat.

Btw, please don't debate me over this, you will lose.
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A guy comes up, dancing on TV.
Me: "He's got them moves like Jagger!"
Mom: "That is Jagger."
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Pretty much all this political banter on this forum thread is dumb enough. This isn't the time or place to be doing that, it just makes you look silly.

And obviously Facebook is the place to post politics. Everyone loves it, trust me.
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I coordinated with my friend from Japan today. We both put a slice of bread on the ground and made an earth sandwich.
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Last year (My freshman year) in highscool I was in algebra and this guy said this "Joke" to a short girl in my class. She is 4'11 and this is EXACTLY how it went down

Guy:"You look like a short turtle"
Girl:"Do turtles even have height?"
Me thinking to myself:"Humanity really has hit rock bottom"
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Woman at Subway today: "I'm so pissed off, this soup is disgusting!" Um, it's frozen. Did you expect gourmet? Rudest customer I have ever met. She also got pissed off because I wouldn't accept her coupon since it didn't apply to our location (you should check that first), we didn't have something that another Subway she goes to has, and we ran out of meatballs because we got swamped today. She ended up complaining. She probably won't come back, and I sure hope she doesn't.
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Underwater lake I got to swim in.
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Meatlovers pizza, hold the meat.
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How do you get a backwards b?

it is called a d
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It is the governments fault i do drugs. Dam crack head
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Where is my phone?
It's in her hands.

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KingOfHeroess wrote:

Last year (My freshman year) in highscool I was in algebra and this guy said this "Joke" to a short girl in my class. She is 4'11 and this is EXACTLY how it went down

Guy:"You look like a short turtle"
Girl:"Do turtles even have height?"
Me thinking to myself:"Humanity really has hit rock bottom"


That's a really bad joke
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