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I hate it when someone says, "What's the worst that can happen?"
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and i would answer with " God will be pissed "
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This is something I heard this week in my U.S. Government class: "America is a state, right?"
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Silly-Sphere wrote:

This is something I heard this week in my U.S. Government class: "America is a state, right?"


Depending on the context, it can be correct, though. Nations can be referred to as "sovereign states", which would then make the statement accurate. But I'm more inclined to believe the person who said it doesn't know that.
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"life is hard"
compared to what seriously?
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ispy12 wrote:

"life is hard"
compared to what seriously?


i completely agree.... all comments about life being too hard or wanting to die drive me berserk. life is life... there is no comparison. no one can say that death is easier lol, so why bother complaining? you just have to keep going and try to make every moment and everything you do count (even if it's only important or special to you).... one of the reasons i like the emerson quote "life is a journey, not a destination."
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Shrapnel893 wrote:


crash1187 wrote:

girl thought credit cards were like gift cards and you just applied for them, used them up to the limit then threw them out and got another one


And how old was she?



22! sadly......
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crash1187 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


crash1187 wrote:

girl thought credit cards were like gift cards and you just applied for them, used them up to the limit then threw them out and got another one


And how old was she?



22! sadly......


Well at least she learned the difference, that's all that matters.
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I'm so wasted - Moron Drinking beer without alcohol.
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My mom the other day at home depot...

"I have a picture of what we're looking for on my phone, but I left it at home..."

**Pulls out her phone**
My dad asked what she was doing...

"Calling Josh to ask him what is on the picture."

-.-....?
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"The country of Africa"
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I heard this one in person. Between one of my instructors and another (dumb) student.
I: ...so, as we can see, the British weren't able to keep their troops outfitted with supplies due to a long and broken supply line. I believe this to be the primary reason that the American colonists were able to fight back so effectively. With help from the French, of course.
S: *raises hand*
I: Yes?
S: So, the Americans won, right?
*areyourfkingkiddingme face*
*****, you are in America. You don't say!

Another one from my super high friend who was rummaging through my cabinet and eating my chips.
"What flavor are these chips are those?"
^ We laughed at this one for so long.....

Another one, but from my aunt. Some background....my family was trying to set me up with this girl for a little while. She is the type that is too timid and really sheltered, so I never had any interest in her. Here's my aunt's recommendation for what to do in our spare time.
"You know she's always bored at home. You can bring her over and play board games and chess in the living room. Just don't take her upstairs or to your room."

I didn't even know how to react to that one. Dude, I am 23.
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When someone asked me:
What is the difference between Jazz and Jazz music?
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Sverdrup wrote:

I'm so wasted - Moron Drinking beer without alcohol.


LOL I DIED
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