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Posted 10/28/12
"I save in my belly"

I actually said this myself when I was 5 years old
me and my brother were eating candy, and he asked me why I didn't save any, so I answered that...
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TA in my stats class said this to my friend who was holding a shoebox "Hey, is that a box?"
A kid in my 7th period Lit class said this "Hey do you have as 7th period?"
A girl at the pool where I worked said this: "Hey wait for me I dont know how to swim!! *begins butterfly stroke*"
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Posted 10/28/12

Amunat wrote:


NoBreyner

I agree. It wouldn't surprise me if it's real.


"they can direct deer population anywhere they want to by moving that deer crossing sign - The deer crossing sign is there to allow the deer to know that's where they should cross." trolled

" I have the same problem with school crossings, I've hit 3 kids so far this year and it's only October!" :


Posted 10/29/12

Shrapnel893

Fair enough... *shoos Shrapnel away with a broom.*

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I heard someone got arrested in Canada for having a moe picture on his laptop.
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I said this the other day "OMG GUYS THE SUN WENT DOWN!!" it was already like 10...
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"Do Canadians speak Canadian?"

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Posted 10/29/12 , edited 10/29/12
Standing in San Antonio Texas, Someone said: "Why did they build the Alamo so close to down town?"


Here is another.
US Rep. Hank Johnson (D-GA) concerned about Guam tipping over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1WSs9B4H5s
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Posted 10/29/12
I heard people say dumb things everyday, which i wouldnt list because there are just too many.
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- Someone rephrasing their argument over and over again and never listening to you
- A Christian Scientist once said, "We need to scientifically prove everything, but we don't need to prove that god exists"
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20 / F / Norway
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Posted 11/11/12
"Im allergic to both warm and cold stuff" .. Made no fucking sense.

Ugh, cant come of anything else now. Stupid stuff just come randomly, and its not something you go around and remember!
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20 / M / Canada
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Posted 11/11/12
"More snow which has more snow"
Uuhh what ?
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Posted 11/11/12
I heard Bill O'Reilly suggest that all of the "occupy" protesters would have jobs if only they lowered their standards to minimum-wage type work such as serving ice cream, like how he started out.

Honestly.
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Posted 11/11/12 , edited 11/11/12
was watching mma and girl beside me says '' thats dangerous, he could break his arm if hes not careful".
I made this face
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23 / M / Norway
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Posted 11/11/12
"What do we need cows for really? You can buy beef and milk in the convenience stores anyways."

I wanted to slap that person so hard.
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