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carsarelittle 2137 cr points Send Message: 26 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 Victoryfraud wrote: "What do we need cows for really? You can buy beef and milk in the convenience stores anyways." I wanted to slap that person so hard. I literally lol'd.
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deelizie 439 cr points Send Message: 16 / F / NY, USA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 "Hi I wanna read the book harry Potter. But since its from England, is there it translated to US English? I really want to read the book but I don't know the language". I did not want to make them feel bad(did not want to get fired for insulting a customer too), so I smiled and handed them the book. Then said " We'll always have it translated. have a nice day".
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metalsmith 48983 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / Bonne Lake, WA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 deelizie wrote: "Hi I wanna read the book harry Potter. But since its from England, is there it translated to US English? I really want to read the book but I don't know the language". I did not want to make them feel bad(did not want to get fired for insulting a customer too), so I smiled and handed them the book. Then said " We'll always have it translated. have a nice day". I've always hated those type of customers. But more so are the ones that ask a question that begs a very long answer when they actually don't understand anything and all they need to hear is 'just use a screw driver'.
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deelizie 439 cr points Send Message: 16 / F / NY, USA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 Ha funny. ive always found that rude when they don't let us talk. but the book thing was funny
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meygaera 18495 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / on your lap, purring Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 Morbidhanson wrote: "I'll have a cheeseburger, please. But don't put any cheese on it." pretty sure that was me
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Kalashnikov88 5146 cr points Send Message: 24 / M / Orange County, NY Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12, edited 11/11/12 Scene 1: Im working a fast food place, we started getting busy so i ask a co-worker to fill up the meat well. She says ok and goes into the freezer to get more comes back 2min later and asks "What goes in a meat well?" laughed so hard cause she said it head tilted and so innocently Scene2: Same fast food place Saw that this girl was giving out turbo coffee instead of decaf/regular. Asked her if she knew the difference and was told "I thought turbo made the coffee come out faster" ... i just walked away
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bingo666 603 cr points Send Message: M / Las Vegas Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12, edited 11/11/12 http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-4883/are-you-homophobic?fpid=41559513
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JRGomez 20656 cr points Send Message: 31 / M / District of Colombia Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 How come you went to London, I thought you were going to England?
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Jdaimond 6624 cr points Send Message: 16 / M / North Dakota Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 shadorai wrote: not me- oh, i'm a huge cat person. (has 3 birds, 2 hampsters, 4 fish and 2 dogs.) ah, no way, heard the same thing from a person. She had a hamster, a poodle, a couple fish and no cats.
	Report to Moderator Im back. How was studyville you ask? Judging by that question, you should visit.
shakiv 13149 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / Loudon,TN Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 (while getting my jobsite set up in the morning one day at a homeowners house, after already delivering the flooring and checking to see if it was the correct flooring the day before) Homeowner:So your getting ready to install the floor? Me:Yes I'll be here all day....... A few minutes later Homeowner:Oh that's real wood!? I am against using trees for such things! You'll have to take this back to the warehouse Immediately.......... Me: No.......... have a nice day dumbass (And just left like a boss)
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angeliadietrich 6186 cr points Send Message: 36 / F / Seattle, WA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 In reference to a cheeseburger taco at Taco Bell, a woman yelling at the cashier. "I got my taco, WHERE'S MY CHEESEBUGER?"
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Morbidhanson 9125 cr points Send Message: 23 / M / California Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12, edited 11/11/12 This one was from a week ago. I was in my uncle's hotel helping a guest. Me: Hello, can I help you? Her: Yeah, I want to know if you have free wireless in the hotel. Me: The entire property uses the same wireless network. Do you have a room here? Her: Yeah, it's *. Me: Okay, the password is **. Her: Thank you. Now where can I find the wireless? facepalm* And, no, she was not asking about the signal strength or how far it would reach. She was referring to it as an actual object located in a certain specific place.
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SaturdayAir 27657 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / New York City Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 I worked in a pretty "high end" clothing story in the city ( Manhattan ) and this lady walked in once and asked me if we sold clothes. Mind you she had to walk passed a few sections to reach me. The sad part was that she was actually serious.
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Frodizzle 17392 cr points Send Message: 26 / M / Louisiana Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 BodyPillow wrote: "I voted for Obama" Yes I love it. I was wondering if someone had put this already.
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MrTorture 15028 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 11/11/12 In the beginning when God created... it keeps going but I think that's all I wanna type.
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