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Victoryfraud wrote:

"What do we need cows for really? You can buy beef and milk in the convenience stores anyways."

I wanted to slap that person so hard.


I literally lol'd.
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Posted 11/11/12
"Hi I wanna read the book harry Potter. But since its from England, is there it translated to US English? I really want to read the book but I don't know the language".


I did not want to make them feel bad(did not want to get fired for insulting a customer too), so I smiled and handed them the book. Then said " We'll always have it translated. have a nice day".
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Posted 11/11/12

deelizie wrote:

"Hi I wanna read the book harry Potter. But since its from England, is there it translated to US English? I really want to read the book but I don't know the language".


I did not want to make them feel bad(did not want to get fired for insulting a customer too), so I smiled and handed them the book. Then said " We'll always have it translated. have a nice day".


I've always hated those type of customers.

But more so are the ones that ask a question that begs a very long answer when they actually don't understand anything and all they need to hear is 'just use a screw driver'.
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17 / F / NY, USA
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Posted 11/11/12
Ha funny. ive always found that rude when they don't let us talk. but the book thing was funny
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Posted 11/11/12

Morbidhanson wrote:

"I'll have a cheeseburger, please. But don't put any cheese on it."


pretty sure that was me

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26 / M / Upstate NY
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Posted 11/11/12 , edited 11/11/12
Scene 1:
Im working a fast food place, we started getting busy so i ask a co-worker to fill up the meat well. She says ok and goes into the freezer to get more comes back 2min later and asks "What goes in a meat well?" laughed so hard cause she said it head tilted and so innocently

Scene2:
Same fast food place
Saw that this girl was giving out turbo coffee instead of decaf/regular. Asked her if she knew the difference and was told "I thought turbo made the coffee come out faster" ... i just walked away
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32 / M / District of Colombia
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Posted 11/11/12
How come you went to London, I thought you were going to England?
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17 / M / North Dakota
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Posted 11/11/12

shadorai wrote:

not me- oh, i'm a huge cat person. (has 3 birds, 2 hampsters, 4 fish and 2 dogs.)


ah, no way, heard the same thing from a person. She had a hamster, a poodle, a couple fish and no cats.
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Posted 11/11/12
(while getting my jobsite set up in the morning one day at a homeowners house, after already delivering the flooring and checking to see if it was the correct flooring the day before) Homeowner:So your getting ready to install the floor? Me:Yes I'll be here all day....... A few minutes later Homeowner:Oh that's real wood!? I am against using trees for such things! You'll have to take this back to the warehouse Immediately.......... Me: No.......... have a nice day dumbass (And just left like a boss)
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38 / F / Seattle, WA
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Posted 11/11/12
In reference to a cheeseburger taco at Taco Bell, a woman yelling at the cashier.

"I got my taco, WHERE'S MY CHEESEBUGER?"
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25 / M / California
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Posted 11/11/12 , edited 11/11/12
This one was from a week ago. I was in my uncle's hotel helping a guest.

Me: Hello, can I help you?
Her: Yeah, I want to know if you have free wireless in the hotel.
Me: The entire property uses the same wireless network. Do you have a room here?
Her: Yeah, it's ***.
Me: Okay, the password is *****.
Her: Thank you. Now where can I find the wireless?

*facepalm*

And, no, she was not asking about the signal strength or how far it would reach. She was referring to it as an actual object located in a certain specific place.
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22 / M / New York City
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Posted 11/11/12
I worked in a pretty "high end" clothing story in the city ( Manhattan ) and this lady walked in once and asked me if we sold clothes. Mind you she had to walk passed a few sections to reach me. The sad part was that she was actually serious.
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Posted 11/11/12

BodyPillow wrote:

"I voted for Obama"


Yes I love it. I was wondering if someone had put this already.
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In the beginning when God created... it keeps going but I think that's all I wanna type.
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