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Posted 11/12/12

Morbidhanson wrote:

This one was from a week ago. I was in my uncle's hotel helping a guest.

Me: Hello, can I help you?
Her: Yeah, I want to know if you have free wireless in the hotel.
Me: The entire property uses the same wireless network. Do you have a room here?
Her: Yeah, it's ***.
Me: Okay, the password is *****.
Her: Thank you. Now where can I find the wireless?

*facepalm*

And, no, she was not asking about the signal strength or how far it would reach. She was referring to it as an actual object located in a certain specific place.


Give this woman a medal.
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A hexagon is a 4 sided shape.
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"Anime is stupid" Whats worse than saying that? :0
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A friend bought a new brand of cigaretes called "Camel" the box has a desert scene on it
while he is halfway through smoking his first cigarete i ask him how it tastes
he looks at the box and looks back at me and says with a straight face "it tastes like sand"
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I'm taking this online class on mass media, and our discussion topic for the week was the internet and the digital divide. I mentioned that I don't use social networking or have a smartphone (by CHOICE) and this was the reply I got back from a fellow student:

"But thats crazy you don't use social networking or not have a smartphone! Do you ever feel out of the loop or fall behind on assignments? I know my phone is my prime way of communicating with other classmates and by emails
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Umm...I have a computer! How do you think I posted the assignment in the first place?! I have survived my entire life without these things and do just fine now. People are SO stupid.

And...I'll never forget this. At my brother's eigth grade graduation three years ago (I'm on the east coast of the United States and this was the year we had all that snow.), the principal made a speech...In which he said that parents had called and asked him if they could get a calander showing when the school would be closed for snow. FACE. PALM. Are parents really that stupid? I mean, really!
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stupidest thing I've ever heard, I'd have to say... after the 2008 election and the gas prices started to drop to a slightly more reasonable price range, this person I knew back then thought it was obama who made the oil companies lower the prices.
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mom: what does idk, ily, ttyl mean?
me: idk, i love you, talk to you later.
mom: ok i'll just ask your brother
SMH
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"The nations included in the G8 are the United States, Canada, United Kingdom, France, Japan, Germany, Italy, and China." - My 10th grade Social Studies teacher (teaching 10-1 Soc. which is the highest social studies class you can take).

Sweet baby Jesus on toast, I facedesked right then and there.

I don't even know which is worse, the fact that when I asked if she had made a mistake, she told me that I was wrong because Russia is part of the G20, but not the G8 , or that I was the only person in the class that got full marks on the test the next day because I was the only one who didn't believe that fuckery. That isn't even the first/last time she's bullshitted the whole class without half of the kids knowing, and I'm starting to wonder if she's trolling or just batshit crazy. Oh, boy
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I LIKE TRAINS!
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Random kid from Arcadia at a marching band competition - "Is ice made out of water? Cuz thats what it tastes like."
=.= WHAT THE HELL?!?!? I thought everyone knew what ice was....
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Posted 11/14/12 , edited 11/14/12

LostButterflyUtau wrote:

I'm taking this online class on mass media, and our discussion topic for the week was the internet and the digital divide. I mentioned that I don't use social networking or have a smartphone (by CHOICE) and this was the reply I got back from a fellow student:

"But thats crazy you don't use social networking or not have a smartphone! Do you ever feel out of the loop or fall behind on assignments? I know my phone is my prime way of communicating with other classmates and by emails
."

Umm...I have a computer! How do you think I posted the assignment in the first place?! I have survived my entire life without these things and do just fine now. People are SO stupid.

And...I'll never forget this. At my brother's eigth grade graduation three years ago (I'm on the east coast of the United States and this was the year we had all that snow.), the pricipal made a speech...In which he said that parents had called asked him if they could get a calander showing when the school would be closed for snow. FACE. PALM. Are parents really that stupid? I mean, really!


Yes, parents can be that stupid. They are human beings after all. As for the smartphone or social networking thing..... people rely too much on cellphones now-a-days.

I think 911 dispatchers have to deal with a lot of dumb people.

Dispatcher: 911. What’s your emergency?
Caller: Can I give you my credit card number over the phone to pay on my warrant?
Dispatcher: What’s the offense?
Caller: Credit card fraud.

Dispatcher: 911.
Caller: Help! Help! Send the police! I’ve been shot!
Dispatcher: You said you’ve been shot?
Caller: I’ve been shot!
Dispatcher: How many times were you shot?
Caller: This is the first time.

Dispatcher: Sir, is he conscious? Can you tell?
Caller: I asked him if he was conscious, and he said no!
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Posted 11/14/12
"Love does not exist."
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oh my friend was meeting up with this guy

Friend: oh my thats a nice smell you got going what type of cologne are you using


I think thats the most dumbest answer you could give a pretty girl... lol
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Evolution is a lie. Creationism is spot on.
Posted 11/14/12
CATCH ME ON FIRE HUN
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