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Posted 11/14/12
"The female body has ways to try to shut that down."



Oh Todd Akin you funny......Oh god he's serious.
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I was watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionare" and the contestant, who was a teacher, was talking about how a student asked him, "when did the world change from black and white to colored". Then Meredith asked him what grade he taught. I was thinking and hoping that he was going to say like kidergarten or something. But he sadly said, High School. My faith in humanity has plummeted yet again -_-
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Another stupid thing I heard well actually was told. My friend, Jessi, told me how she and her friend, Shady, went to an ice-cream store and were ordering ice-cream. Shady told the girl there that she wanted a vanilla milkshake and then Jessi said she wanted one too. Then the girl said, "So one vanilla and one chocolate?" When Jessi told me this, I was like, "How the hell did she get chocolate? No one even mentioned chocolate!" Some people are so stupid!!
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Amunat wrote:

This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever heard. This woman sounds genuine enough, but who knows, maybe she's just a troll? (May take a while to load.)

http://thechive.com/2012/10/17/quite-possibly-the-stupidest-woman-ever-video/




Oh my god!! I laughed do hard at this lol. I really hope for her sake that she's just kidding or trolling. Because if she isn't she is seriously stupid! This just made my day. Thanks xD
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Posted 11/14/12
Texas should secede from the Union. Sounds pretty dumb to me.
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Posted 11/14/12
Well I'm not sure this fully counts but once a friend and I taped the window on our teachers door too where you could not see in the room through it and when the teacher walked in she asked "what is this! get it off now!!!" my response to that was "Oh I'm sorry were you talking to me your authority is not recognised in Fort Kick Ass" I did have a small fort but it did not last she was upset by the statment
Posted 11/14/12
(This wasn't to me but I thought it was a idiotic move LOLOL)

Girl: "I'm breaking up with you.."

Guy: "Wahh whyy??"

Girl: " *stupid face* You only liked me because we were datinggg!"

Guy: "uhh WUT? =A="

LOL
Posted 11/14/12
The title is self explainatory:)
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Posted 11/14/12

alniau wrote:

oh my friend was meeting up with this guy

Friend: oh my thats a nice smell you got going what type of cologne are you using


I think thats the most dumbest answer you could give a pretty girl... lol


Or any girl, for that matter.
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Posted 12/5/12
This is something I've said before, my own quote


I thought multiple choice answers mean you get to choose more than one answer! Oh my god! I have to go back to the Head Teacher to change my answers!


By me .____.""
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Posted 12/5/12
You make my software into hardware.
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Posted 12/5/12
when i gave a woman a 2 dollar bill at a mc donalds and she said we don't take fake money.
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"I don't like Christian Bale, but I liked the Dark Knight trilogy" Is what I said.
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Posted 12/7/12
"What are you doing?"

Asked the other person when she saw me stuffing my lunch into my mouth. I couldn't decide whether I should give her a sarcastic answer or not.
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