What is your plan to survive a zombie apocalypse? Simple as that. You wake up 8 o'clock and the first thing you feel, is a bad feeling. You look outside and see a man eating another man. And it looks up and you take notice it is a zombie. All your family members aren't with you, they are safe in Alaska and they didn't include you because you had plans already. Now.....what do you do?





My plan would be to get supplies, and hopefully I can get a car, drive to the gun store, get 3 guns, tons of ammo and go to a grocery store and grab tons of food, then go to homedepot and grab some boards while still surviving. Go back to my house and barricade myself. When I'm done ill pick 4 survivors to trust. 1 male, 2 females.
Then wait it out and if needed, I'd go n get supplies.

Reveal my secret identity as Bullshit Man and barricade my house while staying near the window saying "This is bullshit" and "You're all bullshit." Then later I'd do something about it. Maybe.

Get various kinds of weapons ie guns ammo but mainly swords, various supplies like food and medical and seeds for farming and secure a car. Then drive to ocean secure a boat, go out and secure a small island but not something too huge for a few people like Hawaii something small for a couple dozen people like the island off the coast of California near LA, there just the right size and close enough to the main land for supply runs and too wait out or live out the zombie apocalypse.

1 go to my nearest amo and weaponary store.. load up on bullets and guns..
2 acquire large swords/ efficient weaponry that does not require amo
3 gather up and get tinned foods that can last a few years/ dried food products and protein/mineral shakes AND DONT FORGET THE COFFEE
4 a large boombox (zombies are attracted to sound so a boombox may be a good decoy if thrown further away from myself i could get them to get away from me for a ssmall time frame perhaps enough for me to escape if need be)
5 petrol, gasoline and oil so i can burn those mother fuckers and refuel my vehicle
6. A vehicle prefferably a hummer or jeep
7 first aid kit
8 batteries and a walkie talkie
9 group with people from old muay thai class and wushu class.. i need some kick arse people to do some serious zombie arse whooping
10 drive to the country side and find shelter prefferably hillside or high up. (advantages of this are in the country side= less people, easy to grow produce in future if we survive, easy to counter attack zombies, less likely chance of being stuck in corners and dead ends of streets, easy for rescue copters/planes to see you)
11 whoop some arse

left4 dead style plus im a zombie expert been killing zombies for a long time now already have a plan

1. Get as many melee weapons as possible.... And by that I mean ALL(not much of a gun person )
2. Ironically get some guns( not a lot but enough) also ammo
3. Go through my wood in my back yard and hop the gate into the gated community( BIG houses)
4. get a car and go to all the stores I can go to to get food,then warehouses, then base for even more food
5. Get as much gasoline possible also a generator and may some solar panels
6. Get my friends and their stuff
7.get barricading stuff for the community/house I live in (at that time)
8.get more supplies(camping and other stuff)
9. Get food plants
10.secure whole community
11. Secure town
12. Secure city
13. Secure state
14. Secure America
15. Secure northamerica
16. Gather group of assassins and secure the world effectively claiming the world for America
17. Watch it burn

This is how it gows

I'll EAT them before they eat me!

Find a beautiful an skilled woman to survive with, have crazy zombie-apocalypse sex with and eventually re-populate the planet with her....

The normal.

Do not use fire!!!! Dude that is freakin awsome!! Where did ya get te notice from?? Just curious.

anything and everything possible to survive.

If you buy any zombie ammo and start seeing people walking around as zombies (and they think they are, but are not, while attacking people that aren't zombies) and still shoot them, you're very sane.

1. Pack up my swords and axes, maybe my crossbow
2. Make sure my maint. kit is good to go with plenty of oil, sharpening stones, rags and rust-removal stuff
3. Grab a box of protein bars and water purification tablets/filters, maybe a bottle of Centrum
4. Clothes
5. Find friends
6. Run amok

No firearms? All I have is a 12 GA shotgun at home and probably a dozen shells. It'd be heavy and I have had NO firearm training. A gun would be wasted on me. I've had plenty of training with swords and blades, though.

Break into a local National Guard armory and take a Tank or Uparmoured Humvee and open a can of whoop ass.With my luck they and all their weapond would be deployed ti Afghanistan. Rescue a hottie in disress and la la la la .....

Find a twinkie....find a twinkie.....