Where the fuck are all these gun shops!?
All I have is some big knives and a sharpener, cricket bad hockey stick and a spade...

Go to your local gym and grab one of the smaller weight bars lol

Or a hardware store for crowbars, axes, and machetes.

Go to Walmart, food, guns, sporting good, and electronics. Walmart pretty much has everything.

I would just disintegrate any zombie into sub atomic particles that comes across my path with my mind.

Boil water, Take an axe in the shed, Baricade house, Look at my PC, Nice i still have internet

Amen to that! Twinkie ftw!!!

Fishing pole, motorcycle (for versatility & gas milage), knife & pistol for defense if needed, small amount of supplies, like a few cans of food for the days I can't catch fish, and head out to a small fishing community, exterminate any zombies, if any, and live there for as long as time permits.

First I will find a very thick clothes to cover all my body, then hands a cold weapon (do not use gun), water and food is important too. I will take my Apple iPhone to find my way. http://okakkus.de

ah well lets see:

1) acquire a .22 rifle. bullets are small thus making it easy to carry very many. also are easier to come by over larger rounds. it doesnt have much stopping power or blow back power but one shot to the head is all u need. itll penetrate a skull if shot within the correct range. also acquire any other kinds of weapons possible and ammo.

2)obtain a really good survival knife. also any other good melee weapons: swords, sledge hammers, make shift weapons, etc.

3) acquire many means of first aid. everything from ibuprofen to Oxycontin and many many more different medical supplies

4) round up family members and a female who i am at least somewhat interested in but not too many ppl as to keep chaos and supply shortages to a minimum.

5) preferably travel to an island, clear it of all zombies that may be existent and build a fort there that is not only zombie proof but also keeps out sane humans as well to prevent being raided and killed or have women in my camp raped. the island will have to be a good natural source for food and water. ex. fruit, wildlife, water springs, etc.

6) secure the boat so that it cannot be stolen while on the island.

7) if possible, obtain some sort of camera devices to monitor surroundings while in fort with the monitors being manned 24/7

8)have overwatches up at all times with a loaded rifle.

9) everybody in my party carries some sort of melee weapon and everybody is taught how to operate every single weapon that is in the party. this includes small children. desperate times calls for desperate measures.

10) ALWAYS have a contingency plan for "what if" situations.

11) one that i forgot to mention because i thought it was a given: obtain food. preferably non perishable. MRE's would actually be amazing for this.

I could honestly go on forever but i have a life to get back to lol. there are so many things left out. im a security guard though. many talks with other guys im posted with of "what would you do in a zombie apocalypse" have come up and ive had hours upon hours to think of what i would do. lets just say: im prepared to slay some zombies and survive

people tend to forget that other people will kill you for your guns, food, women, etc. stores will more than likely already have been completely ransacked. not only zombies are dangerous. healthy ppl are too. nobody can be trusted. kill or be killed. ur prolly better off by first finding a makeshift weapon like a metal pipe or something and then when you find something else better, use that. cant be picky with eating either. eat insects, raw fish, etc. (watch man vs. wild. it has a lot of useful knowledge for survival situations.) i feel very passionate about this topic. lol. its sad really. haha

you totally don't want to get me talking on zombie survival or actions and plans for a zombie apocalypse. i wont just write a tl;dr post, i'll wind up writing a freaking survival guide.

I'd read a book ( probably one about zombie survival.)

Hide out in Wallmart Supercenter. They have gun, ammo, provision, water, clothes, bathroom, and a roof.

Zombie survival is pretty straightforward.

The key is to split up your group and investigate any strange noises you hear by yourself. Especially if you're a racial minority.

The ideal way to move from point A to point B is by backing up slowly towards the entryway and look up at the sky.

When you come across corpses, it's alright to assume they're dead. Proceed to sit down next to one and eat your lunch, what's the worst that could happen?

To kill a zombie, you must first fruitlessly empty an entire clip into their torso, even though your superiors may tell you to aim at the head.

If you're an attractive woman in a post-apocalyptic world, it's a rule that you need to wear clothes that expose as much skin and cleavage as possible, even though something as simple (but not as sexy) as hockey or football pads, and a motorcycle helmet would probably decrease your risk of death by 80%.

If you get bitten, the best thing to do is to hide it from everyone else. Don't worry bro, your immune system's got this.

--Wake up and look out window.
--See zombie eating a person.
--Laugh.
--Get shovel.
--Go outside.
--Decapitate zombie.
--Drag zombie!corpse inside.
--Fuck zombie!corpse.
--Cross the above off of Bucket List.
--Go back outside.
--Find another zombie.
--Let it bite me.
--Become a zombie.
--Cross the above off of Bucket List.