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sasakibomb wrote:
What is your plan to survive a zombie apocalypse? Simple as that. You wake up 8 o'clock and the first thing you feel, is a bad feeling. You look outside and see a man eating another man. And it looks up and you take notice it is a zombie. All your family members aren't with you, they are safe in Alaska and they didn't include you because you had plans already. Now.....what do you do?
My plan would be to get supplies, and hopefully I can get a car, drive to the gun store, get 3 guns, tons of ammo and go to a grocery store and grab tons of food, then go to homedepot and grab some boards while still surviving. Go back to my house and barricade myself. When I'm done ill pick 4 survivors to trust. 1 male, 2 females.
Then wait it out and if needed, I'd go n get supplies.
Bend over and kiss my ass goodbye probably. However I do sleep with a machete between my matress and box spring so you never know.
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Reveal my secret identity as Bullshit Man and barricade my house while staying near the window saying "This is bullshit" and "You're all bullshit." Then later I'd do something about it. Maybe.
I laughed so hard at this. I know a few people who would probably join you. You could be the Bullshit League.
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1st barricade my house
2nd Supply
3rd Get a full electric car
4th gun with silencer
5th Solar Panels
.. so i could run my computer
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Winterfells wrote:
Zombie survival is pretty straightforward.
The key is to split up your group and investigate any strange noises you hear by yourself. Especially if you're a racial minority.
The ideal way to move from point A to point B is by backing up slowly towards the entryway and look up at the sky.
When you come across corpses, it's alright to assume they're dead. Proceed to sit down next to one and eat your lunch, what's the worst that could happen?
To kill a zombie, you must first fruitlessly empty an entire clip into their torso, even though your superiors may tell you to aim at the head.
If you're an attractive woman in a post-apocalyptic world, it's a rule that you need to wear clothes that expose as much skin and cleavage as possible, even though something as simple (but not as sexy) as hockey or football pads, and a motorcycle helmet would probably decrease your risk of death by 80%.
If you get bitten, the best thing to do is to hide it from everyone else. Don't worry bro, your immune system's got this.
When in doubt, use the noisiest weapons possible. The loud noise might scare away zombies.
Remember, never eat perishable foods first. The canned ones with all the artificial flavorings taste way better.
The zombie virus takes longer to infect a larger person. Therefore, when selecting teammates, choose the ones with the most body mass.
When you see a human survivor, you must do whatever it takes to rescue that person. If you do not, you are a bad person and you are going to hell. Please, allow me to shove my beliefs down your throat.
The most important item in any zombie apocalypse pack is a power sander. You never know when you might come across an area with power and you need to, you know, sand something.
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I got over 20 guns that would explain my plan for me.
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Morbidhanson wrote:
Winterfells wrote:
Zombie survival is pretty straightforward.
The key is to split up your group and investigate any strange noises you hear by yourself. Especially if you're a racial minority.
The ideal way to move from point A to point B is by backing up slowly towards the entryway and look up at the sky.
When you come across corpses, it's alright to assume they're dead. Proceed to sit down next to one and eat your lunch, what's the worst that could happen?
To kill a zombie, you must first fruitlessly empty an entire clip into their torso, even though your superiors may tell you to aim at the head.
If you're an attractive woman in a post-apocalyptic world, it's a rule that you need to wear clothes that expose as much skin and cleavage as possible, even though something as simple (but not as sexy) as hockey or football pads, and a motorcycle helmet would probably decrease your risk of death by 80%.
If you get bitten, the best thing to do is to hide it from everyone else. Don't worry bro, your immune system's got this.
When in doubt, use the noisiest weapons possible. The loud noise might scare away zombies.
Remember, never eat perishable foods first. The canned ones with all the artificial flavorings taste way better.
The zombie virus takes longer to infect a larger person. Therefore, when selecting teammates, choose the ones with the most body mass.
When you see a human survivor, you must do whatever it takes to rescue that person. If you do not, you are a bad person and you are going to hell. Please, allow me to shove my beliefs down your throat.
The most important item in any zombie apocalypse pack is a power sander. You never know when you might come across an area with power and you need to, you know, sand something.
Remember to always empty the bullet out of your chamber, unlock the bolt and keep the magazine in a zipped up pocket. A loaded gun can be very dangerous.
Zombies are known for there tactical abilities. never look in a spot that you would think a zombie is in, like a closet. Think smart and start shooting places wildly like ceilings and under floors. chances are you caught him by surprise.
Like a great man once said. zombies dont attack other zombies, so dress up like a zombie and they wont hurt you. You should occasionally bite humans to really sell it to the other zombies.
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Let's see. Get supplies, dried foods, water, medicines, gas for the cars (maybe even pick up an electric car). Next would be getting weapons like a few guns, machete or katanas. I would also pick up some electronics like surveillance equipment, ham radios, batteries, perhaps a new ipod from an abandoned store (what? I need music to listen to) and flashlights (the kind that you shake to re-energize or the solar ones, water proof of course.) I'd pick up a few friends, a girl I'm somewhat interested in for re-population purposes. After getting the necessities out of the way, I'd get axes and wood cutting tools. I'd also get house building supplies and head out to a large and very forested mountains. Perfect for survival since mountain forests are secluded and not populated in anyway. Anyways I'd build a house there and make a large barricade around the house. I'd probably get an armored car that doesn't make too much sound. That way I can drive into town and get more supplies without making too much noise. I should be good for quite a while if all goes well  |
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its a sercet.........
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This is a duplicate thread.
http://www.crunchyroll.com/forumtopic-768755/what-would-you-do-inif-a-zombie-apocalypse-happened
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i would probably be called back to duty if something like that were to happen, but part of my plan is to travel light, silent and get away fast from populated areas.
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Pack some snacks, my dads bat, and a knife. Ill leave the house quietly, try to break into a gunshop, and try to find a crew to work with while having the goal to find my way to Alaska. orrrr maybe stay put, and make like a kick ass fortress or sumthin |
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Get to Madagascar before they close there port!!!!!!! no seriously they close there port way too fast
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I had a plan? LOL
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LOLOLOLOLOL you did? Since when? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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I'd look outside to see if they're making a zombie movie.
I was Army Military Police during Desert Storm so I think I got the survivalist thing going. I'd hit a hardware store, farm supply store, or an Army surplus store for most of my supplies. I would also hit a small pharmacy for meds like pain killers, antibiotics, and other necessities. I'd avoid at all costs any bigger stores with lots of people and try to avoid most of the living. You've seen how people get during a riot. People will walk all over other people, etc...
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