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20 / M / Ireland
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Posted 11/7/12

Shrapnel893 wrote:

Reveal my secret identity as Bullshit Man and barricade my house while staying near the window saying "This is bullshit" and "You're all bullshit." Then later I'd do something about it. Maybe.


Someone's been watching a little too much "An Idiot Abroad" ;D
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21 / M / Whereabouts of Smile
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get some form of armor and then after that, easy sailing. There's nothing to fear if they can't eat me, i'll just take my time with a knife or hatchet and chop, chop, CHOP!
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29 / M / Waste lands of NY.
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Bunker down for a month or two, the minute you leave your home you are a refugee.

avoid contact.

???

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26 / M / Los Angeles
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Posted 11/7/12
Luckily I live by the ocean, so plan A would be to wait at least a day or two for things to settle down outside. Next I'd set out to find myself a boat which I would use to find an island which happens to be inhabited by a lot of beautiful females looking for a manly man to take care of them. At which point they'd write me off and make me find my own island. Damn them.
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16 / M / Canada
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Posted 11/18/12
What I would do is...BRING OUT LEGO PIECES! WATCH THE ZOMBIE STEP ON THEM AND SUFFER!!!!
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I'd probably get the BEST giant RV I can find and have some fun driving on the streets, breaking a few traffic laws, and running over zombies just for the heck of it. There's nothing like a night drive in the city when the world is ending!

And when I eventually run out of oil, I guess I'll be dead meat. Oh well, I didn't plan that out well.
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24 / M / USA
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I'm the guy that dies in the first wave of zombie attacks :x
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33 / M / Auburn Wa
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Simple matter as i already own a bow and am a proficient hunter and can live off land. Key ability to zombie survial is to keep quite and keep moving, You can't out siege the undead, As for mellee weapons I do have a bastard sword much better to use than a Katana. but would still use a heavy footmans mace to bash skulls in. A katana is one of the worst weapons to have in this case. It only has a single cutting edge that requires constant care and if you hit it wrong you can snap the blade. So if i didnt have a mace i would use my bastard sword which causes damage by it's weight impact
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I like stuff like this. First things first: Escape the horde. Find somewhere with low population density. That's the easy part. Then comes pushing myself to be self-sufficient after a lifetime of convenience and complacency. Securing shelter would be priority number one, then food. Weapons I can pick up along the way (hey crowbar works without ammo :O ), but of course I'd have some basic stuff in my bug-out bag already ready already d00d, such as a first aid kit, a weeks worth of military rations (fine dining), extra clothes, toiletries, stuff with which to make fire, etc. I'd need a shovel to dig pits. Seeds are very important to bring along, for obvious reasons. I'd hit a few hardware stores on my way out of town, for anything else I couldn't get together while I was fleeing the epicenter in pants-shi**ing terror. After everything calms down a little I'd try to find other people to share the rest of my days with. Or just a dog. Man's best friend and all that.
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16 / F / shioshishio ♥
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Posted 11/18/12
Oh my god. I don't know.
Knowing me I'd be scared and would be shuddering under a desk.
;_;
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22 / M / X- 231, Y- 457
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Posted 11/19/12
I'll turn into the super hybrid mutant zombie that nobody can kill
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24 / F / Rapture
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Posted 11/19/12
You know during the zombie apocalypse the other survivors will be the REAL danger as time goes on.
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Posted 11/19/12
God I'm tired of zombies. Sorry for the buzzkill, I'm just ughh... too bored to join in but too bored to not say anything. That is all.
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I doubt its so easy to survive a zombie apocalypse. Simply i would be pissing my pants off, imagine you in y room all dark and then a zombie comes inside, i would panic so much that i couldt move to even save myself and get my gun.
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20 / M / Norway, Oslo
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Posted 11/19/12
1.Gather canned food and other stuff that would last long
2. Get a long range weapon(gun,bow etc)
3. Get a short range weapon(knife,sword etc),
4. Bring with me important medicine and warm clothes.

Finally i would take it with me to an island. There i would clean up the island and make sure its not zombie infected. Afterwards i would set up a perimetor, and secure the place. Then i could live there and slowly go out and gather supplies when needed. Survival rate: 97%
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