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31 / M / Finland- The Cave...
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Its called Zombie Apocalypse because after I meet them there are no zombies left on the planet.

End of the plan.
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25 / M / Sydney, Australia
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Posted 11/19/12
Pretend to be a zombie.
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I'd probably run to get supplies and ammo for guns.

Then probably find that FPS Russia guy on youtube. He has lots of guns and probably ammunition to last years.
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Party with the zombies?
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The wisest thing to do Is to be prepared before there is one. And i don't believe a gun is the wisest weapon to rely on. Bullets run out eventually, and what are you going to do when they do? I think a long bladed weapon and a blade sharpener is something to invest in. Keep the weapon on the wall, ready to grab and a duffle and backpack with first aid things in it and anything else you want to take with you that can help you to survive. The point is to be able to travel light if you have to make a quick escape. Barricading oneself isn't always the answer, eventually you will have to come out if you run out of supplies. Most of all i would stay alert and quiet in order not to attract attention. And wear good running shoes. And most of all try not to panic, people do stupid things when they panic. I would have a gun, but it would not be the one i would rely on the most.
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I would suit up in leather because beside the fact that it looks cool, its stronger than fabric.

id throw as many of my guns as i could into my jeep.

id grab bags andpack the following; can food, map, ammo, first aid, survival kit, plates, silverware, washcloths and a lot of water.

id worry about ammo later and deal with stocking up on fuel.

once i had all the fuel i needed i would cross the country and meet up with carbokill so id have something to sacrifice to the zombies if needed. i just got to find a way to keep him from calling zombies cu**all day long.

Id make as many friends as possible and develope a way to weed out the infected. once i have an army of around 90rained zombie killers, i would make my way towards an island( maybe hawii). once there we would bein building a town completely sealed off from the zombies and we would have airplane pilots finding and bringing back food, water, ammo and fuel. We would slowly and intelligently kill the zombies off slowly on that island untill there was none and we would make that place our new home. We would call it hope. we would populate fast and build our army untill it was large and we would be the promise land for those seeking refuge.

later in the future everybody voted that we feed carbokill to the zombies but it turns out that even the zombies didnt like him.

Just kidding carbokill you know i dont mean nothin by it..................asshole sorry sorry that came out unvolutarely.



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Meh, too much work, I'd just wait for my supplies to run out home and then go out for supplies -.- A very well thought out plan xD But yeah that's how I would probably react, because I have nothing else to go out for, my friends and family are safe, no reason to go out and help them. Sure help people in need, that would be the right thing to do I guess-.- But that'd only be if they'd be close by, yeah I know, I'm pretty selfish about this, but it would be for my survival you know.

But I'm kinda that person to risk my life for another persons life, cause I do not take value in my own life, so that's a bit unselfish -.- But they cancel each other out, and that's why I would just wait it out probably, and help if there was someone nearby only.
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Depends of what kind of zombies they are. The ones that are dumb, roam around and can't even climb a ladder? Or the ones where they're super smart, swift, powerful, and can climb on walls? Cause if it's the second one, then we're all dead.

Anyways, here's what I'd do:

Get the food supplies.
Get the clothes.
Get the knives.
Get the heavy blunt weapons.
Get the guns and bullets.
Get the car keys.
And then think to myself "I should have took martial arts and shooting classes".
And pray I get out of here alive.
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Posted 11/19/12 , edited 11/19/12
I'm tired of this zombie fad. It's like those Chuck Norris jokes. It's just getting old, man.
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my co-workers and I had formulated a plan. there's an old civil war era army fort close by. it's maintained as a historical site, so it's in very usable condition. at the very first sign of a zombie outbreak, we would head there. it's right next to a river and also has well water. there's a giant area in the center of the fort that would be ideal for growing a large amount of crops. it would be safe enough for a few hundred people to live in, I'm sure.
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Posted 11/19/12 , edited 11/19/12

-Vega- wrote:

I'm tired of this zombie fad. It's like those Chuck Norris jokes. It's just getting old, man.


seriously i feel like i just jumped back to 2004

also my city has a fucking zombie apocalypse store that literally sells massive cans of food, backpacks and stupid shitty zombie merch
http://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/zombie-apocalypse-store-las-vegas?select=zY3htTPGO9-FBOtHgN_47Q#zY3htTPGO9-FBOtHgN_47Q
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the only thing the inane zombie fandom has produced that isn't completely worthless is a couple decent movies & games and an easy halloween costume so i really, really don't know why people can't just let it go already
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27 / M / Jacksonville, FL
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Posted 11/19/12
either wait a few days and fortify the neighbohood or call the fam and the friends and take the old fort which shant be breached
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Posted 11/19/12

TheDreamHare wrote:

Go back to sleep. xD


This person has it down.
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