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Posted 7/28/13
I was just practicing my zombie plan...

I've decided the best anti-zombie firearm is a semiautomatic .22 rifle with a large carbine and multiple backups. Usually a .22 is worthless for killing anything larger than a cat (no stopping power), but if you're decently sighted in you can plug zombies in the head from 50 yards with no problem. Plus, they're easy to silence using a plastic soda bottle, the ammo is light and readily available. Oh yeah, and the gun is practically a toy - nearly light enough to carry in your mouth.
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1. Do not try to go the an firearms store . everyone and their mother will be doing the same thing and its just going to turn into a bloodbath.
2. Gather anything useful you have in the way of weapons and supplies, so my Rock River arms AR-15 and my H&K USP 40cal auto-loader handgun with ammo (just did a count and I have over 1000 rounds, so if I'm careful it will last me a while) and any caned foods.
3. Get out to the country, for me I head to where my buddy lives on a large plot of land with a garden to grow produce. His family are all avid hunters and marksmen and reload their own ammo.
4. Scavenge from local refineries and manufacturing plants for tools after they are abandoned.
5. Use my welding expertise to fortify the house and vehicles we have.
6. Take short stealth recon trips into town to look for survivors.
7. if necessary relocate to one of the islands out off the coast.
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Well since it's zombie survival, Id kill my asshole neighbor and stuff his ass full of fireworks and throw him into a horde and film it
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Posted 7/28/13
Follow zombieland rules... ... and wing everything else.
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Your average zombie - even the fast kind - is easy enough to kill that people without military training and with only improvised weapons can slaughter them en masse. An ordinary person has like a 90% chance of getting at least one zombie kill before they're eaten.

This, on its own, kind of proves a zombie apocalypse is impossible - if civilians don't have a K/D rate lower than 1, the zombie plague can't spread much beyond patient zero. But it gets worse for our shambling foes: They're not just up against civilians. They're up against police forces and military forces, literally every member of whom has seen at least one zombie apocalypse film, and is ejaculating in their pants at the thought of actually getting to shoot some actual zombies in the face. Some of them will be disappointed to find that their responsibility is to keep the enthusiastic civilians gleefully enacting their "zombie apocalypse plan" from getting in the way before they get eaten or shot in the crossfire.

So, my zombie apocalypse plan is to lock myself indoors, turn on the tv, and spend the next few hours/days watching live footage of the unmitigated slaughter unleashed by the military. It's not often that you get to see cluster bombs raining down on a crowd of people you don't feel sorry for. Or a cloud of white phosphorous leaving nothing but charred skeletons in its wake. Or a tank grinding pedestrians' bones to dust. Or, you know, just plain old fashioned headshots, in all their pink-mist-explosioney glory.

Or maybe that's defeating the point, because it's taken as given that there is actually an apocalypse...

If the zombies are powerful enough to actually win against humanity, then I'm obviously going to stand no chance against them, so that plan is simple enough - figure out some way to kill myself before I get eaten, fail and get caught by a zombie, die horribly.
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Posted 7/28/13

MasterAssassin1994 wrote:

1) Take car.
2) Go to mum's.
3) Kill Phil (Sorry).
4) Grab Liz.
5) Go to the Winchester.
6) Have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.


Damn I was going to make that Shaun of the Dead joke xD.

I personally would obtain as many melee as i could, seeming as guns are pretty much illegal in England thus there are very little arms dealing shops if any. I would then raid any shop I could find for canned good's and a weeks worth of degradable food to have one last taste of a cooked food. Next charge as many external cells as I can before the government cuts of the electricity. 4 or 5 close friends and family are a must; if you do not have loved ones you'd go crazy and as sour as the grapes would be in a few weeks. In my opinion the best place to hold is some where that is elevated and also secluded where would still be warm during the winter months, the less people around and buildings the less problems you'd have to worry about; maybe somewhere like a farm.

It's not much but I haven't planned one before xD
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Go to Academy, get the treadmills, put them out, then kill them off easily while living by myself in Academy off of its food.
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I would take some of my hunting knives, grab my duster coat, dual wield some high quality battle ready katanas and carry a 9mm, as well as my bow, but i would only use the 9mm as a last resort against zombies. i would get lots of canned foods and some people i could really trust and head out to a really remote area thats self sustaining and has a supply of food.
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23 / M / Chicago
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1. Get ready for work
2. Grab nearest blunt object and leave while bludgeoning the undead .
3. Arrive at work, help co-workers barricade the building.
4. Work 8-5 and leave.
5. Meet up with friends and ride the zombie apocalypse in style.

Optional:
Wear cosplay and then ride the zombie apocalypse in style.
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19 / M / Existence.
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Posted 7/28/13
Alright, here's my fool proof plan to survive the zombie apocalypse.

Don't get bitten.
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30 / M / Silent Hill, CA
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Posted 7/28/13
shotgun! Though shooting a shotgun over and over is pretty fun, it sure bruises your hand, so an axe would be my next weapon of choice, oh yes!
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20 / M / Texas
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Posted 7/28/13
Form a band of raiders and become king, or ya know barricade myself in Walmart and create a trade post.
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19 / M / California
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Posted 7/29/13 , edited 7/29/13
Whatever this video says since this is probably the most in depth plan i've ever come across

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdI-OEbyHC4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37baH6Ugn7w
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Posted 7/29/13 , edited 7/29/13
---The classic undead zombies---

1. Get water bottles, a large stick, some NiChrome wire and a timer, hobby stuff, and a bible with a cross.

2. Create a trap to capture a zombie

3. Capture the zombie and test all holy readings and bless the water

4. Depending on what works, make a spell book.

5. Control or Damage zombies.

6. Find Necromancer

----New Chemical non-undead zombies----

4. Non of the readings work and the water is just liquid, get zombie tissue sample

5. By now you've wasted too much time and you're surrounded

6. create a gas leek, use the nichrome and timer, run

if you live
7. go to the port, jack a yacht, go to island or Alaska
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