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Worst case scenario
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Posted 11/16/06 , edited 11/16/06
Ok, so in this thread I will post a worst case scenario. I will give you guys a chance to post your response to how you would survive this incident and then give you the real answer.

1. How would you wrestle free from an alligator?
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Can we like, use any equipment and weapons?
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I would think to lie on its back and wrap my arms around it's head so it won't bite

I didn't read it well. I wouldn't get away if I laid on it's back!
Anyway, I wouldn't be anywhere close to an alligator. =P
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Posted 11/16/06

Ktito wrote:

Can we like, use any equipment and weapons?
Id rather you be more creative than "I'd blow his brains out with a shot gun." But still, you may do what you like.

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First, I would rip off it's belly with my teeth. Then, I would take a hold of its intestines and choke it with them. Finally, i would take the dead body to a shop and make custom sneakers with its skin. Neat, huh?
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Posted 11/16/06
Wrestle free? As in... it's.... starting to devour me? That'd be kind of hard, I think. xD If you're talking about that in particular... poke it in the eye or something. I honestly have no clue.

That or think on what Steve Irwin would have done =P Only.. you would lack the paramedics and other people on stand-by/off screen. >_>
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I would sneak a laxitive into his mouth and whene his was running away Id nail him in the back of the head with a coconut and let the flimingos rape him. I would tape it a sell the film on eBAY.
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I would pee all over him while giving him a veggie and throwing used condoms at him, trust me it works
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Posted 11/16/06
How much longer should I give this b4 I post the answer?
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i would wait until the people flock CR which would be late at night so give it tomm

EDIT Oh btw aligators are easy just hold their jaws and they will be stuck
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yeah, I agree...
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will do then.
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what do you mean wrestle free? if a crocodile has you in it jaws, and you are in the water, unless it chooses to release, you are dead. a humans body cant survive a deathroll.

if you can grab it before it opens its mouth, hold its jaws closed with one hand and poek its eyes out with the other. a crocodile has incredibly weak jaw opening muscles, but closing they are like a steel foot trap.
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I'm just talking about on land. I think once it drags you into the water it's all over.
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I would hope I fit inside its mouth and I'd let the alligator swallow me alive, it sounds stupid But if I'm still alive inside the alligators body, I would pull every organ and bones and what else it needs to live. I know it would be impossible for me to live after all that but at least the animal that killed me dies too.
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