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Posted 11/16/06
I would slap it so hard god cries. Then i would kick it in its leathery balls. If he isnt dead by this time I would punch him in the soul. Then I would ressurect The Late Crocodile Hunter to completely rape him so hard his children were born as reindeers. Then i would bite his head off.
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Posted 11/16/06

Nayru wrote:

I would slap it so hard god cries. Then i would kick it in its leathery balls. If he isnt dead by this time I would punch him in the soul. Then I would ressurect The Late Crocodile Hunter to completely rape him so hard his children were born as reindeers. Then i would bite his head off.


Why didn't I think of that?

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M / America, Fuck Yeah.
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Posted 11/16/06
Because ur not Nayru.
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Posted 11/16/06
cha right!
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Posted 11/16/06
good god sebastian u must be spamming like crazy to get that many points

on subject though -> i would run and climb a tree and wait for him to get bored and walk away then run like crazy
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Posted 11/16/06
How to Wrestle Free from an Alligator

1. If you are on land, try to get on the alligator’s back and put downward pressure on its neck. This will force its head and jaws down.

2. Cover the alligator’s eyes. This will usually make it more sedate.

3. If you are attacked, go for the eyes and nose. Use any weapon you have, or your fist.

4. If its jaws are closed on something you want to remove (for example, a limb), tap or punch it on the snout. Alligators often open their mouths when tapped lightly. They may drop whatever it is they have taken hold of, and back off.

5. If the alligator gets you in its jaws, you must prevent it from shaking you or rolling over—these instinctual actions cause severe tissue damage. Try to keep the mouth clamped shut so the alligator does not begin shaking.

6. Seek medical attention immediately, even for a small cut or bruise, to treat infection. Alligators have a huge number of pathogens in their mouths.

All credit goes to worst case scenarios online.com
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25 / M / Way of The Ninja...
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Posted 11/16/06
I would make him bite his tongue. That hurts bad. if i was already in his mouth I mean.

Or use my mad ninja skills and beat him too.
Posted 11/16/06
waffle alll you need is a toothbrush. Alligators are ornrey because gots all dem teeth but no toothbrush.



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Posted 11/16/06
So, I was right!
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Posted 11/16/06
It was funny how as soon as said that thing about the "what would jesus do for a klondike bar" being a joke between shinji and the MODs it got locked. rofl
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Posted 11/16/06
How could you do that to sebastian?
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Posted 11/16/06
and yes, im quite sure sebastian IS shinji
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Posted 11/16/06
Next worst case scenario : what do you do if your parachute fails to open?
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Posted 11/16/06
I PM fuzz and said didn't know who sebastian was. i think he is lying it all part of a joke i'm sure
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Posted 11/16/06

waffle26 wrote:

Next worst case scenario : what do you do if your parachute fails to open?


i would take my shirt asap and use it as one....hope it works
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