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Your favorite Chuck Norris Joke/Fact
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Whats your favorite chuck norris joke?

heres 2 of my favorites
-Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
-When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Definitely the scene from the movie The Expendables 2
Barney: I've heard another rumor. That you were bitten by a king cobra.
Chuck: Yeah i was. But after five days of agonizing pain the cobra died.

And the music playing while he comes out of the smoke is just epic!
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My favorite Chuck Norris joke is the one about the time he implied that Obama is a pedophile and is working for the gay agenda against family values. Don't believe me?
http://www.ammoland.com/2012/06/26/is-obama-creating-a-pro-gay-boy-scouts-of-america/#axzz1yvremfH2

lol doesn't even begin to describe my reaction.
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heres a bunch of Chuck norris jokes I found
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Pomff wrote:

My favorite Chuck Norris joke is the one about the time he implied that Obama is a pedophile and is working for the gay agenda against family values. Don't believe me?
http://www.ammoland.com/2012/06/26/is-obama-creating-a-pro-gay-boy-scouts-of-america/#axzz1yvremfH2

lol doesn't even begin to describe my reaction.


AAAAAAhHAHAHAHAHA! thats funny Sh*T!
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Chuck Norris is so sharp you can cut yourself just by looking at him.

Chuck Norris can access the internet from a walkie talkie.

50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.

Scientists say dinosaurs are extinct due to a comet. Others say Chuck Norris wanted to test his roundhouse kick.

The words: kill, decapitate, destroy, & any synonyms have been removed from the English dictionary and replaced with the words “Chuck Norris” in bold.

Chuck Norris once set a lake on fire.
Posted 10/30/12
They are all equally stupid.
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I think chuck norris is overrated and overused. It's fine though because I am sure eventually chuck will die (for real) and possibly all these stupid jokes will come to a stop.
Posted 10/31/12

Anime-4life wrote:

I think chuck norris is overrated and overused. It's fine though because I am sure eventually chuck will die (for real) and possibly all these stupid jokes will come to a stop.


he'd kick ur a$$
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Posted 10/31/12
He prob could since he learned from bruce lee.
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Chuck Norris once walked down a street with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
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Posted 10/31/12
My faovrite Chuck Norris fact is that he finds most of these exaggerated and ridiculous.
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Fact. Bruce Lee is the real deal.
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Naicisum wrote:

Fact. Bruce Lee is the real deal.



Because he learned from Grandmaster IP

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When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up....he pushes the earth down

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten

In baseball, there are no steroids....just players Chuck Norris has breathed on

Chuck Norris threw a grenade, it killed 50 people....then it exploded
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