5. Harsh generalization. It makes it sound like it's always the guy's fault if things don't work out. Guys can get heartbroken, too, and sometimes it's their partner who doesn't care. My ex-wife is a perfect example of this.

4. Again, harsh generalization. My ex-wife was a compulsive liar, would get off on creating drama where there wasn't any, and was in general quite manipulative, even to those she considered friends. I may have been blind to a lot of the crap she pulled until after it was all over, but I also try to see the best in others. I don't feel cynical now about other women because of her, nor automatically assume they'll try to screw me over as she did.

3. I'm a gamer and anime fan for life, despite being legally blind since birth. These are a huge part of my life (I'm also an as yet unpublished board game designer) but that doesn't prevent me from being able to carry on hours-long conversations, much less from being sociable. (Then again, if I'm not sociable, how will I make any initial sales? Rhetorical question, there.) I also used to be a semi-decent archer, despite the difficulty level being cranked to 11. I don't know what stereotypes you have in mind about male gamers, but speaking for myself, I'd love to have a woman I can not just enjoy anime and games with, but share in some of her hobbies, too.

2. Contrary to this, I've never cheated, but I've been cheated on. It sucks, and I don't want to be someone who does that to anyone I care about. It's dishonest and hurtful behavior, no matter who does it. And yes, my ex-wife cheated, more than once.

1. I haven't had a drop of alcohol since I left Germany 20 years ago. For the record, I lived there for almost eight years, and it was legal (or at least, not of terrible social concern) back then; if you could reach the bar, you could order a drink. I'm certainly capable of drinking now; I just choose not to. Personal preference.

So, you got one out of five right, in my case. But even then, nothing I've stated is even remotely a secret, and thus nothing I'd try to keep from anyone who'd want to get to know me. The secrets I keep are the ones told to me in confidence, and those will stay with me until I die.