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5. Worried that you're turning into your mother.

4. Overwhelmed with the idea of being with one person forever.

3. They don't know what they are doing down there.

2. They are jealous of their single friends.

1. They watch more porn then we know.

5. Hmm... not really sure what they meant by that - I've known some people's moms that are conniving bitches that are sweet as hell to your face, others that are just complete sweethearts period, or the other end off the wall nuts. But the same applies to their dads. Most of the kids to said parents usually want to not be the negative, while wanting to keep the positive aspects.

4. With the age demograph (early 20's) that was chosen, most guys just wanna get their dick wet. Also, they're afraid of commitment, and unsure of the future. This also applies to most females of the same age range, It's the college years, people do stupid shit they will regret later. Hell, I still haven't figured out exactly where my life is leading me. Then again, that's why life happens while you attempt to plan. xD

3. Practice and communication. 'Nuff said.

2. Dunno personally. My married friends seem rather content, while my single friends bed hop, or beat their face against the wall of dating. Me, I'm content at the moment. For now.

1. Meh, only in the US does porn get so severely criticized. Pretty much everywhere else I've visited it's not a big deal. Except for Australia. They've got weird ass laws. Anyways, from a male perspective, it's better to fap to some porn than to go poon hunting and cheat. At least from a relationship standpoint. Also, porn can give some ideas that may help with #3.
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"Shhh it's a secret to everyone"
The Legend of Zelda was right all along
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Posted 11/2/12

_IceAndCream_ wrote:

I don't get the "turning into mother" business.


The fear that you would turn out like your mother, ( for example the guy sees your mother and she hasn't aged gracefully, is a total nag, or other unflattering scenarios. Ot that you would treat him like you were his mother) Loose interpretation.
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I have no idea what you are trying to say. But I'll just comment on the absurd things you stated.


5. No, it's definitely still intact down there.
4. Who says it only has to be one?
3. My hand knows what I want pretty well.
2. Sounds like a shitty relationship.
1. No one just "watches" porn. Maybe someone should try harder to satisfy them.
Posted 11/2/12
What panel of men? Sounds like random bullshit taken out of a women's magazine.
Posted 11/2/12 , edited 11/2/12

Zeta-Nu wrote:

also i`m not boy and i`m not a girl as well.


the fuck? are you a eunuch?
Posted 11/2/12

Zeta-Nu wrote:

Secrets of Men

5. They don`t care.
4. Has the ability to fake relationship.
3. Spending their time on Gaming.
2. They always cheat.
1. Addicted to Alcohol.


Alot of women are like that too, some do not care, some are alcoholic, some cheat, everyone has the ability to fake a relationship and there are even women who spend their time on gamez. Rofl
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You know most men keep very few secrets. Far less than women. Just because a guy doesn't talk much about some subjects or.. just doesn't talk much period doesn't mean he has any secrets. Unless its his buddies secret and he can't tell because men are cool like that. Or the secret is about something that the man can fix on his own but if he told the women she would just freak the fuck out and make things difficult and stressful. Secrets and women on the other hand.... Ugh.
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"Secrets of men"

As far as I know, there are no secrets that all men have in common. @_@
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Posted 11/2/12

karmacide wrote:


Zeta-Nu wrote:

also i`m not boy and i`m not a girl as well.


the fuck? are you a eunuch?


i`m Hermaphrodite.
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Posted 11/2/12

Zeta-Nu wrote:


karmacide wrote:


Zeta-Nu wrote:

also i`m not boy and i`m not a girl as well.


the fuck? are you a eunuch?


i`m Hermaphrodite.


confident as ever.
love that about you

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In public bathrooms, Men secretly takes a glimpse into each other's to compare who has bigger.
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Posted 11/2/12 , edited 11/2/12

DAN213 wrote:


westnyorai wrote:


DAN213 wrote:


starlightpriestess wrote:


LMFAO
I don't understand the last one though..


I'm pretty sure I got the "tight" part.


hahahaa I'm thinking tight as in a tight p***y


Ya but something more behind.
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Posted 11/3/12

deejayvee wrote:


Spazticus wrote:


I'm sorry, but I couldn't help laugh my ass off every time you mentioned your ex-wife.



starlightpriestess wrote:

In public bathrooms, Men secretly takes a glimpse into each other's to compare who has bigger.


Just no. Do you know how awkward it is to see a man staring at your junk? I don't care if someone else' is bigger or not.
Posted 11/3/12 , edited 11/3/12
Ah. Matana. Na matta?

Very very little pieces.

Tomorrow it won't happen
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