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Secrets of Men
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Talking about feelings is annoying and rude? You got a beating heart inside you there?


Not really, no... Where my heart should be is a chunk of concrete with "zombies gotta die" spray painted on it.
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And you forgot to blame testosterone again. Tsk tsk.


oh shush ur just feeling guilty
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mhibicke wrote:


CalifCat wrote:
Talking about feelings is annoying and rude? You got a beating heart inside you there?


Not really, no... Where my heart should be is a chunk of concrete with "zombies gotta die" spray painted on it.


Awesome, because I come equipped with a jackhammer. And I got a heart on ice here ready to stick into the chest cavity
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I can't let you do that , Star Fo- i mean, CalifCat...
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I can't let you do that , Star Fo- i mean, CalifCat...


okay, well let it be known I offered..
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I can't let you do that , Star Fo- i mean, CalifCat...


Thanks, man. Someday when I set sail on a boat full of beer and strippers, you can come too.
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mhibicke wrote:


StealthWar42 wrote:



I can't let you do that , Star Fo- i mean, CalifCat...


Thanks, man. Someday when I set sail on a boat full of beer and strippers, you can come too.


You're welcome, a heart could come in handy there.

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mhibicke wrote:


If you want to understand men, get to know some real ones. To make up for your obnoxious preconceptions about who and what they are, bring a first-person shooting game and snacks (when you get old enough you can switch them out for porn and beer). Also, don't try to talk about your feelings because it is annoying and rude, kind of like talking about what you do in the bathroom. Keep private stuff private.


Jaw-droppingly awesome.


I meant Stealth was invited on my proposed beer-stripper sailing trip. Because I'm jaw-droppingly awesome.
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mhibicke wrote:


StealthWar42 wrote:


mhibicke wrote:


If you want to understand men, get to know some real ones. To make up for your obnoxious preconceptions about who and what they are, bring a first-person shooting game and snacks (when you get old enough you can switch them out for porn and beer). Also, don't try to talk about your feelings because it is annoying and rude, kind of like talking about what you do in the bathroom. Keep private stuff private.


Jaw-droppingly awesome.


I meant Stealth was invited on my proposed beer-stripper sailing trip. Because I'm jaw-droppingly awesome.


Male-bonding, gotcha.

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Who's male?
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mhibicke wrote:

Who's male?


LOL..sorry..I realized my mistake afterwards..it's the time change thingy, it's um confusing me.

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males very as females do. It a case by case base on how they were brought up and chemistry.
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This is getting too deep
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CalifCat wrote:

( a panel of MEN admitted to these secrets)!

5. Worried that you're turning into your mother.

4. Overwhelmed with the idea of being with one person forever.

3. They don't know what they are doing down there.

2. They are jealous of their single friends.

1. They watch more porn then we know.

Before anyone caps on me, I like men, and am just trying to understand them. So please maybe add to the list, or comment on the list. I have a feeling this could get alittle rough.





lol, the secret for man is that we are horrible people. we have horrible mind sets.

but the honest truth is, we are born this way and some of us hate it or we compromise with it. those of us who are able to tame it are good people.

other than lewd thoughts from time to time, the things i do are approprate and pure. that who men are and i feel women are the same way, since we are both human.

so you can brand us with everything horrible that you can think of but those are only for the extremist of that party.
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CalifCat wrote:

( a panel of MEN admitted to these secrets)!

5. Worried that you're turning into your mother.

4. Overwhelmed with the idea of being with one person forever.

3. They don't know what they are doing down there.

2. They are jealous of their single friends.

1. They watch more porn then we know.

Before anyone caps on me, I like men, and am just trying to understand them. So please maybe add to the list, or comment on the list. I have a feeling this could get alittle rough.





#5 No, I am not worried she's turning out like my momma! love my momma!

#4 If I were able to find that lucky 1 person I would love the idea of spending the rest of my life with her. Unfortunately a lot of people nowadays just want to have a good time.

#3 That's not what she said before.

#2 Am not jelous of single friends as we are .
I am envious of my taken friends though.

#1 Not always true, I know a lot of you ladies out there are freaks! Get real and just admit you're just as horny as we men are! I met some friends with benefits that wanted to do the nasty nasty more often than me.
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