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My cat is a serial killer.
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baa baa black sheep didn't have any wool after all.
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65 / M / Columbia, MO
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NYC has excellent weather and cost of living is very reasonable. That's the 2 main reasons people move there.
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24 / M / California
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I wish I, too, knew a spell that could stop time forever.
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Tell the person below you a sentence they have never heard before.
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26 / M / Canada
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no 17 is not too young.. here's some booze
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20 / F / The Dark Side Of...
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TOGETHER ME AND MY HUMAN-KITTY HYBRID BABIES WILL RAKE OVER BIKINI BOTTOM
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19 / M / Europe :X
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*hard breathing* Luke, your father....*hard breathing* is CHINESE o.o
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F / West
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I licked a lollipop all the way down and an ant was crawling on my tongue.
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26 / M / Canada
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I love Cats but only from California and from no where else..
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23 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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then i say really do something or you jump on a pool of pudding right now.
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16 / M / North Dakota
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You want a women to love you, punch her in the gut and shes your's.
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44 / F / City of Dis
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Actually, you were being sarcastic, Dewdrop.
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22 / M / Ireland
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So this one time, at band camp...
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it puts the coffee with the schnozzberries or it gets the hose again...
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