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Tell the person above you a sentence they have never heard before.
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24 / M / WORLD OF KLAC
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put your shoes or you feet will be the big green hulk to smash it all.
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20 / M / Wake Forest Unive...
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So what your telling me is to rub this oil all over my body?
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17 / M / North Dakota
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DangerousYams wrote:

it puts the coffee with the schnozzberries or it gets the hose again...

You silence of the lambed it. nice

> She puts the solution in her eyes to keep her boobs from shrinking.

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25 / F / Georgia
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Hurry and consume this giraffe! >:3
Posted 11/7/12
Did you know potato is not a fruit.






Jk everyones heard that one.
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27 / M / Cleveland,OH,USA
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stare at a cactus. It'll change your life..
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22 / M / West-Central Florida
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Have you ever put a jar of horseradish in a microwave and waited for it to rot before inevitably imploding?
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26 / M / Eureeka's castle
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You can't tie that ferret to the helicopter window.
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That dog is not chasing the mailman, its running away from the mailman.
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22 / M / West-Central Florida
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Jumping up and down until your hair falls out isn't going to stop that tower fan from oscillating.
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20 / M / Narnia
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Once upon a time...go fuck yourself.
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33 / M / The Universal Con...
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The horseman is not bending upwards toward the center of the galaxy?
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21 / F
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Help is calling for Major crisis! O:< The fish drowned and the chips ate it and started bleeding ketchup!
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17 / M / North Dakota
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justin beibers ''never say never'' was a very educational movie.
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26 / X / Rochester, NY
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Anybody caught selling sliced bread will go to jail for 1 year.

(True fact in the USA, during WW2. The more you know)
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