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Tell the person above you a sentence they have never heard before.
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17 / F / United States
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Posted 11/29/12
The plum pudding tastes like cardinals in winter... c:
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The water comes to boil in less time than usual when you're boiling it at superior altitudes.
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28 / M
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Posted 11/29/12
All the laws of physics are lies to control what you think you can do.
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34 / M / The Void.
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Posted 11/29/12
^ I think that might true.

Show up team Ultima.
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22 / M / West-Central Florida
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Posted 11/29/12
Please, close that door sometime before you contract the mystical abilities of the Great Italian Black Mosquito Syndrome.
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I ride a White Bengal Tiger who wears a diaper when I deliver newspapers at midnight; his name is Al... he has incontinence issues but his aggression meter is maxed while fireworks are lit under a new moon and a child is present in my papoose.
Posted 11/29/12
The revolution and rotation time of the moon have almost the same duration (~28,5 days).
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22 / M / West-Central Florida
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Posted 11/29/12
I never would have conceived the idea of what is now called a "sink."
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F / Wandering
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Posted 11/29/12
Do you think you could choke on your tongue?
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26 / M / Eureeka's castle
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Posted 11/29/12
I once saw a hippo shoot a zebra with an ak-47.
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in a nightmare
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Posted 11/29/12
Now that we've all gone crazy; could you please pass the doughnuts?
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27 / M / Cleveland,OH,USA
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Posted 11/29/12
only if you pass me all the remaining Twinkies in the world. RIGHT NOW!!!!
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21 / M / I'm lost
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Posted 11/30/12
I don't undestand how consuming two peanutbutter jars will suite your mothers happiness.
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20 / M / Narnia
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Posted 11/30/12
Common sense has become very uncommon...

(Feel free to quote me on that)

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21 / F / in the universe,...
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Posted 11/30/12
boredom can kill...who said such lies???
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