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Posted 11/30/12
The principal argument of Nonzero is to demonstrate that natural selection results in increasing complexity within the world and greater rewards for cooperation.
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Posted 11/30/12
The key to the proper use of onomatopoeia is the same as the key to the proper use of spices such as oregano.
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Posted 12/3/12
The birds caw softly, snatching bits of waffle from the claws of the sirens.
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Posted 12/3/12
So what you're telling me is to rub this oil all over my body?
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Posted 12/4/12
I don't really know if you've ever considered this, but maybe you should eat a burrito before the imminent eruption of your appendix.
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Posted 12/6/12
Never enter the Bear's den, for he likes to throw rotten apricots.
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Posted 12/6/12
Hey i want some eye jelly with my toast please.
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Posted 12/6/12
I once had a bag of Honey Nut Chex Mix and I loved it with all my heart up to the day where it became a bag of stale Honey Nut Chex Mix.
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Posted 12/6/12
Ate my Wartortle with hot sauce
Posted 12/6/12
There's no gravity at the center of the Earth.
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Posted 12/6/12
Have you ever accidentally ran into a parked car and fell down and said, "I like cheesecake"?
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Posted 12/6/12
Stitch olives to that animal's butt! >.<
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Posted 12/6/12
Gravity is a force that flies and is a pest on food!
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21 / M / California
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Posted 12/6/12
My cow is very beautiful when it rains.
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Posted 12/6/12
You do know that the best part of success is the amount of gas you receive each morning?
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