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A boost of illogic
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Posted 11/16/06
Post here what you think to be illogical.

For example:

In this equation, A = air, C = car. Air is nothing, thus, AC = 0. Plus, A = 0. So AC = A. Divide both sides by A and voila, a car. Because the earth has air, it is evident that there must be a car somewhere created by this mathematical equation.

If you don't have a good piece of illogic, a good joke would work.
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ummmm......what?
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This post right here is my contribution to society.
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26 / M / Somewhere Else, NY
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very good. you're a natural at this.
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yargh my brain hurts
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If a lamb eats potato salad but has not bought a new or used muffler in a month why should be friends with a cheese burger unless he touches himself at night? But of course he uses shampoo but no conditioner in this case.
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1+1=2?
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26 / M / Somewhere Else, NY
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nope, that counts a logical.
Maybe 1+1= the color of lemon tea...
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Evolution states that one species can change into another. We see that cars have evolved into different styles. Therefore, since evolution is a fact in cars, it is true in species.
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George Bush's IQ= Einstein's
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That makes the children cry.
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25 / M / Way of The Ninja...
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Posted 11/16/06
Mauz I shoot you. To disprove that someone made the new styles of cars. Someone made us. Proves their was indeed a maker.

SAT- school, architecture, toilets S + A + T = Death
since we all know school is boring and you can be bored to death
Architecture is the most painful subject to go through and to much pain and your body dies
Toilets suck you into them.
with the combination of side affects
the boring school, painful arhitecture, and sucky toilets we have proven the SAT leads to death.

Did I do it right?
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If AC=0 and A=0,where A=air and C=car. The equation AC=A where you divide both sides by A, is where you find C. Since we know C=car. The equation is logical. AC=A, A=0, take away both A's, dividing both sides by A leaves C.
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if a tree falls on a baby and no one is around to see it, is it still hilarious?
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Yes Quatar, that is as correct as illogic can be without destroying the laws of physics.

EDIT: Naruto, do you really believe there is a car somewhere that was created by this equation? Logic is truth, so illogic is false. Therefore, by saying that there is a car created by a simple mathematical equation is illogic, it is also therefore false, and hence illogical. One could argue that's it's true, but it's false, so this paragraph is also an example of illogic.

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