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How do u approach a girl/guy you like or think is cute?
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Posted 11/10/12

Archt wrote:


Jdaimond wrote:


Archt wrote:

"Hey."


yo, i saw that you had posted in here and i was expecting to see a apron joke, but you dissapointed me.



I had a finger cramp and didn't feel like putting an apron pickup line.
But if you insist, here's an original Archt pickup line for you.

"Here's an apron. If you could please take off your clothes and put it on, that'd be much appreciated. Thanks."



your a good person

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Posted 11/10/12

lordseth23 wrote:

How is this even possible? O_o

If you don't know them, then you can't just walk up to them and try to start a conversation. There is no guarantee that they will like you or want anything to do with you, and you should NEVER consider doing this if you are a guy because you will just come across as a pervert.

So I really do not understand why you would expect me to do this.


I know, it's such a hard concept to grasp for someone as socially moronic as yourself. Don't worry though, it's not weird, so ease your catagelophobia.
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i would just go... "hey! babe! you and i are going out tonight, and that is an order!"

HAHA
Posted 11/10/12
Talk to the person and get to know him/her..
Posted 11/10/12
I walked straight up to him in the McDonalds line, terribly intoxicated, and started talking gibberish.

Only to find out... He only spoke french. Haha.
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I'm too old to be doing that.

With age, you start to realise it isn't just about the outer appearance. It's about how well you can connect with someone.
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Posted 11/10/12 , edited 11/10/12

Tenken1989 wrote:


lordseth23 wrote:

How is this even possible? O_o

If you don't know them, then you can't just walk up to them and try to start a conversation. There is no guarantee that they will like you or want anything to do with you, and you should NEVER consider doing this if you are a guy because you will just come across as a pervert.

So I really do not understand why you would expect me to do this.


Your the only one limiting you. It doesn't matter how you come across or what they think of you. If they reject you your back where you started and if they accept you great.


Doesn't matter? Of course it matters! It isn't like they have endless amounts of time to meet worthless people like myself. They should be allowed to choose who they want to meet, and shouldn't have to put up with people that they would never even consider being friends with. Sure, they might be nice about it and talk to me, but that certainly does not mean they are doing this because they want to, it just means that they are polite enough to give a minimal amount of attention to a person that isn't as fortunate as they are. Why would I want to selfishly waste anybody's time like that?
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Posted 11/10/12

CarboKill wrote:


lordseth23 wrote:

How is this even possible? O_o

If you don't know them, then you can't just walk up to them and try to start a conversation. There is no guarantee that they will like you or want anything to do with you, and you should NEVER consider doing this if you are a guy because you will just come across as a pervert.

So I really do not understand why you would expect me to do this.


I know, it's such a hard concept to grasp for someone as socially moronic as yourself. Don't worry though, it's not weird, so ease your catagelophobia.


The fact that it is not weird is a problem. There are too many arrogant, self-absorbed guys out there in the world who think they are entitled to have any girl they want. I refuse to take part in this perverse and predatory lifestyle.
Posted 11/10/12

lordseth23 wrote:

How is this even possible? O_o

If you don't know them, then you can't just walk up to them and try to start a conversation. There is no guarantee that they will like you or want anything to do with you, and you should NEVER consider doing this if you are a guy because you will just come across as a pervert.

So I really do not understand why you would expect me to do this.


Well you can never expect anyone to like you immediately just by talking to them,.. But it's a matter of chances.. there's no 100% guarantee..
It's about how you approach them.. People are normally territorial so expect that they won't trust you that easily.. So earn their trust and go with the flow.. And be as confident as you can be so that they'll feel comfortable talking with you.. That's how I do it
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For me, it really depends on what the person looks like!

Like, if he looks like some godly figure, I wouldn't approach him at all! ... I'm shy toward gorgeous people!

And if he's average/ above average, I find that I'm louder than usual.

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Usually I approach with the fighters and the ninjas on the front line, while the archers and the magi stay a few rows back.

Well, that explains why I'm single, I guess.
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Posted 11/10/12

lordseth23 wrote:


The fact that it is not weird is a problem. There are too many arrogant, self-absorbed guys out there in the world who think they are entitled to have any girl they want. I refuse to take part in this perverse and predatory lifestyle.


Lol, bloody moron.
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I'll usually awkwardly approach them and blurt out something like "Uhhh... I... you... we should hang out... but you don't have to... or anything. BYE!!" and then run away. Most of the time, this weirdly works.

The guy will reject me at first, but then he'll realize something and give me a second chance >;3
Then he'll notice that I'm not as awkward and weird as he thought I was, and we end up going out.
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Posted 11/10/12

CarboKill wrote:


lordseth23 wrote:


The fact that it is not weird is a problem. There are too many arrogant, self-absorbed guys out there in the world who think they are entitled to have any girl they want. I refuse to take part in this perverse and predatory lifestyle.


Lol, bloody moron.


How am I a moron?
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Posted 11/10/12

lordseth23 wrote:

How am I a moron?


Hahaha, I read that in a really whiny voice.
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