Well, in general I didn't get into very much trouble with my parents as a kid. Probably because most of the time I never got caught lol.

The one incident that probably resulted in the most punishment was when I was 13 years old and my mom caught me and a neighbor girl living a few houses down the street "experimenting" on each other. Suffice it to say, as a mother, she was probably horrified.

hmm. I never really got in trouble but did any things that shouldve, like stabbing a teacher with a pencil in first grade, throwing away someone's glasses from a third floor, and playing hide and seek under cars

lol and LOL... all i gotta say here

So you started young, I see I see.

8 years old I stole my uncles porn stash and handed it out around school. The look on the teachers face was HALARIOUS, I'd do it again to. I also got a free ride in a cop car for sexual harrassment against someone older than I. =D

You sound like generous and good person XD

i once was ALMOST framed. i didn't actually get in trouble, but it's funny so i'll tell it.

i once went to the most feared bathroom in school. it was the only one near my class, so i went.

it was horrible. it smelled so bad you felt like you could taste a toilet seat. there were drawings of multiple gentalia from both genders everywhere, not to mention all of the gang members who had drawn their symbol in that bathroom.

but the best part was there were three guys camping out in the biggest stall, skipping multiple classes. they tried to stay quiet when i was in the bathroom, but i knew they were there. two of them were watching some kind of porn on their computer, and the earbud jack came out during it. they thought i was going to tell on them since anyone could obviously tell they were watching porn from the sounds of the video.

so they busted the stall open and stood in front of me. they didn't really listen when i said i don't give a fu*k about what they were doing, so one of them put a condom around his hand and slapped me with his lubed hand. i laughed pretty damn hard at that (not to mention loudly) and then they suddenly kinda flipped out and high-tailed it out of that bathroom, which i didn't understand at the time.

but then i had heard administrators coming up the walk to the bathroom and understood why. i mean, that porn was still playing hella loud, and they must have heard me laugh too. i got pretty sh*t-scared, knowing i was about to be framed to the max. but then the administators walked in the bathroom, with all three guys in their hands. i figured they must have caught them running out of the bathroom and was really relieved.

but they figured all four of us were in on the skipping, and i was the only one who didn't run for it. one of the administrators was the vice principal, who i was on pretty good terms with, and he believed me and thought it was a misunderstanding and i was free to go (not to mention i was the only one who didn't look like he just chugged a bottle of vodka.)

I once said "I am going to do something the last day of school." The timing was horrible cause a week or two after I said that, the columbine shooting happened in 1999. The last day of school was my birthday and because the DMV kept messing up my ID I was going to turn 18 according to the ID the last day of school. Thus allowing me to smoke a cigerette and it wouldn't get me in trouble or so I thought. I never found all the girls involved, but they wrote a bomb threat and put my name on it. I didn't know till the last day of school, my birthday, what was going on from having a job that was 40 miles away that I worked 6 days a week except wednesday when I could see my girlfriend I hoped to marry. I was expelled from school after they kept me extra time at the school that day to confirm that I wpouldn't kill anyone and I had to have my mother walk me to and from school and they searched her, since they thought she could be carrying my bag of guns dispite not being able to lift more than 5lbs. from almost being killed by a van that hit her. I thought the halo vest was a give away of how crippled she was, a halo vest is a vest you wear that has steel rods coming from it that bolt to your skull to allow your spine to heal. The school had the whole town of Parker call the school to make sure it was still there and that I was being delt with and after all that they expelled me and the police did nothing except tell my mother that it wasn't in my handwritting. The worst thing I have ever done is try and smoke a cigerette and not sue the city, school, those that framed me and the police dept. that failed to do anything. I think I just needed to vent, cause I still get pissed from losing my school credits and college grants. I would of loved to of done something if I knew I could.

I'm actually a relatively good kid who doesn't usually get in trouble unless its because of homework... though there was the odd time where I was playing guitar with my teacher on a regular basis. One day I was invited to play while I was walking out the door to go home. While in the hall, I screamed back in reply " I can't! I popped my G-string!" Unfortunately, I had only realized what I had just said as the principal witnessed my proclamation. Needless say.... That was an extremely awkward experience.

When I was six I stole a bike out of our neighbors back yard. Only I thought I was doing the right thing. See these boys tricked me into going into their back yard saying it was their bike and had left it over there. They asked me to get it since I knew those neighbors better. So, me being all sweet and innocent did.

Next thing I know the cops show up and are asking me questions and I'm crying. Sigh. It was a bad day. They got the boys though and got the bike back and nothing went on my record.

Yea man tell me about it... I felt like shit for no reason. I said I didn't do it...
But if I didn't go back they would have reported my dad... Then they would of locked down our house for
1 week so they could search if it was stolen... Sigh the military rules...
But even when the MP's didnt find anything they still had the audacity saying I could of hid it while I was gone,
or I could have dumped the damn thing... Come to think of it now... I should of said my damn bowling
gear alone costed 4-6 times more than your stupid phone... Being a teen I would have had no say anyway...

People who follow rules to follow them and never question them are mindless drones. I don't respect people who do that, they are no better than the people who intentionally go about breaking all the rules. They are either incapable of rational independent thought, too lazy to think clearly, or too scared by the idea of rational thinking to do it. Rules and laws are guidelines, not the be-all-end-all. Too many people don't understand that.

Sucks how people who are older tend to think they are right, even if the issue isn't an objective, life-experience one like love or some sh*t. I'm not a confrontational guy and I'm not particularly headstrong, but blaming me for something I didn't do is probably my biggest anger button. It flies in the face of all logic, doesn't allow room for reasoning and systematic thinking, goes in circles and reinforces itself, and is just flat-out stupid. It's the way classless idiots go about dealing with stuff: by involving people who don't need to be involved. If I didn't do it, I will say I didn't do it and stand by that. It's been like this since I was little.

If I were you, I probably would've insisted on my innocence and stood fast, regardless of whatever stupid lockdown they put in place to investigate something they have no proof of. And then attempt to sue their sorry a**es after they are done. I would've gone to that woman who accused me and demanded an apology. She doesn't have the right to accuse you and expect everyone to take her side. I'd be pretty vengeful.

i climbed the school roof and drew a penis the police made my parents pay for it to get cleaned and if i was older i'd have been charged for tresspassing since it was the weekends and i climbed the gate O.O

Why a penis? Come on, be original and draw a flying koala manhandling a kangaroo.



A lubed condom hand slap, my that's original. They must have been watching some hardcore nut busting action to be in the bathroom skipping multiple classes like that. If two were watching the porn what was the third one doing? Nevermind, I don't want to know.

Hmm... I would have been around 10..? Anyways my friend from another school forwarded me an e-mail going on about how terrible it was that some fur farms in somewhere or other skin dogs and stuff alive, and there was links to animal protection websites with vids and stuff, AND a petition. So my friend who happens to have the same name as me signed the petition going on about how disgusting it was and that as a vegetarian she couldn't stand it.
And I, the little animal loving girl, went and forwarded this e-mail to everyone in the school e-mail's contacts, then congratulated myself for saving all those puppies. No sooner than 10 minutes later I get called to the principals office. I still remember stressing out so much about it, because I was always a good girl who NEVER got in trouble.
It turns out that in the school contacts, which I stupidly thought would just be students, were also all the teachers, a few parents, partners of the school and members of the Board of Studies.
Apparently they didn't like getting spammed with a little brat's save-the-world e-mail forwarded from Hotmail.
Cut to the end of the story, I lost my school computer account for the rest of the year, which was always awkward in computer lessons when you have to explain to the teacher why you can't work. I also got everyone thinking that I was a vegetarian.

I'm lucky I didn't get anything worse, but I remember promising to tell my parents what I did wrong, then not telling them, I was so scared. Got no sleep for a while because I honestly thought a letter was going to be sent home or I would have to get up in front of everyone and make a public apology.

Needless to say, I avoided computers for a while after that, especially e-mail.