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If you were a dictator...
Posted 12/1/12
What can be proven? That's pup argument. The very particles that make up your body may have a mind of their own, not a mind we can understand. By my 'level' I don't just mean intelligence obviously. Intelligence is nothing to be proud of, even calculators have the skills.
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Posted 12/1/12

marcel20 wrote:

I would make everyone have tickle fights to the death...who ever cries first gets beheaded.


I lol'd.
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Posted 12/1/12
I'd enact an act (?) that funneled all tax money to me, so I could live in a huge mansion while the government failed.

I'm messed up.
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I would make Monday a part of the weekend.
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Posted 12/1/12
Dictator is just a monarchy that hasn't moved onto the next generation. America believes in Democracy so dictators are evil since they don't have a vote for the next leader.

now that that fact has been established I would improve my country and enter negotiations with one of my neighboring countries in efforts to unite under a single banner and expand our economic and militaristic power in the world whilst giving a voice to the groups under my regime so that even the little guy is heard and looked out for. That's just me though.
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Posted 12/1/12
If I were to be into power, I'd be close to Kim Jon il, but maybe less dirty and without that scary like army. I suck at ruling that's why
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Posted 12/1/12
If i was a dictator first thing id do is change the currency system the country uses so everyone rich and poor get put into the same category. Make it so people earn a set credit every month all the same which resets to a specific number even if u have leftover credit. At the end of the year make a bonus like taxes for everyone based on jobs so those that work hard to get companies moving get some kind of benefit.

than i would make everyone carry locator chips to track people so when crimes are commited their resloved alot faster. Ilegal immigrants would be found fast and removed quicker. With the currency system illegal immigrants wouldnt be able to live in my country
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Posted 12/1/12
I would never want that position.
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Calculated_Amalgamation wrote:

I would make Monday a part of the weekend.




Yes!

And then I'd figure out how to solve all these problems that are hilariously in my face that most people think are not real problems...
Posted 12/1/12
I would want to start my world domination in a small area so I could get the feel for it. Once I decide I like the taste of power and crave for more, I'd move around quietly until I take over the news castings and the underground army that has been in wait for 4 years will enclose all the people considered "evil" or "insane" or whatever in a place seperate from the society and the groups mentioned will be seperate from eachother. They will be in a little "world" where they cannot harm anything (everything is made of rubber or some safe thing that is baby tested) or anyone.

Next, the society will be stripped of the present government and I will rule that area for the time being, brainwashing the newborns into staying in school and not to murder anyone or anything unless I say so. (This will be done by the new and improved idiot box that is required in every household) Tweens, teens and anything in that area will have an alarm go off if they are to ever text and drive. It will not go off if the car is not in motion. The phones will be taken for a bit so the program can be installed in each. This will be done so by the underground army I have which will ONLY go in the household to get the cells, not HARM anyone. The adults are the most difficult because they can snap the easiest. I will use that to an advantage and make sure they ALL have a stress alarm that will only go off when they are truly stressed. Where ever they are, they are granted 2 hours of rest in which they can do whatever they want as long as it does not cause stress or hurt anyone/anything in the process.

Once this is gone on for a decade or so-just so everyone can absentmindedly do the right and stop the wrong-I will move on to what the people want and see what I can do. There are very few exceptions so after everyone has gone to the polls and told me what would make things easier or better, it may take another year for it to all take place. But then, I'll be about...27 years old and ready to send the army to rest. Not like they couldn't go back home during the decade of society change.

Next, all fast food chains that slaughter animals will be first asked to change to already dead animals than to kill them in horrible ways. If they deny the request, the chain WILL be shut down by the now active army (4-6 years later) around the world. Or where ever they all are.

Sure no-one's going to read this-too lazy, I understand-so in short, I'm gunna make it rain money in poor places, everything the majority likes will be increased, dislkes will be deleted from life etc etc peace love and buttercups...
Fuck, I should be a dictator. Well, if you actually read what I said in the begining, you'd understand why, right?
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Posted 12/1/12
If I became a dictator well first I have to kill off all people that could be a threat to me. So all the politician would have to die most the news paper people T.V news the would have to go as well. Most college professors would have to go as well. If you understood history you would know this is the norm for most new dictatorship to take hold. China, the old Soviet Union, most the New counties being formed will do this. Now the funny part all these new democracy are one step away from a dictatorship and most will fall into dictatorship.
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Spring forum cleaning! To keep the forums neat and tidy we only keep 6 months worth of threads since its May 19, 2013 [5/19/13] we will keep only keep posts open from December 19, 2012 [12/19/12]. Please feel free to recreate any thread closed, as long as someone else didn't open another similar one before you.
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