Why the heck must my roommates be so loud while doing it and why the hell must my earphones be broken right now!!

How mad I am at my cousins for eating my fucking cheesecake while I was out buying turkey for THEM. GREEDY MONSTERS...

My father needs to grow a pair of balls and stop giving out excuses for not wanting to have me in the States.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pm3Zi4SdT0k&feature=autoplay&list=FL2o4gnHzZdBBsMSA3AFeyUQ&playnext=2

That song.

drivel

This is pure epicness

what o_o?

so what you are really trying to say is you want to have your way with someone.

And chances are, you should just ask them out on a date. Then tell them what is going to happen. If you see fear in their face, say just kidding.

And good luck on love. Seems like where you grew up offered little to you. And take solace in that you have ample free time to dedicate to yourself. You better be pretty impressive at something.

is this in your mind :P

@Flora_flower_goddess



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ooopss haha ok

How do Cults and Religions brainwash people?

Reveling in the joys of life, Bastet, daughter of Ra, is the sensual embodiment of her feline form. This cat, however, has the fiercest claws.

Cats are creatures that demand worship. They are regal, nonchalant, and insatiable. Though, as much as they languish in the sun and rumble with purrs of pleasure, cats are agile and deadly hunters. Mercilessly, they cull the populations of invasive vermin and stinging scorpions, protecting the home from vile invaders. Perhaps, the most troublesome enemy of the cat is the serpent, and there was no greater snake in the world than the horrendous Apep.

Circling the world along the horizon line, Apep's scaly girth waited in ambush each morning for Ra to rise and bring light to the world. To fend off this beast, Ra kept the company of his daughter, Bastet. Since time began, as Ra lifted into the Eastern sky, Bastet would spit and howl, claws bared against the treacherous Apep. Countless battles were fought, countless mornings faced uncertainty, until, at last, Bastet tore the foul serpent apart.

With her greatest enemy gone, Bastet is free to prowl as she pleases. Now, she is the guardian of home and hearth, idol to women - especially those desiring children and exploring sensuality - and patron of arts, wine, and any occasion of revelry. Like any cat, though, Bastet can still pounce without warning, shredding her enemies once her claws come out.

Food. Food. and more food.
oh yeah.

This.