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Research of Domestic Cat Girls
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So I just happened to come across a petition that proposes funding research of domestic cat girls. It obviously doesn't take a genius to realize that this is a joke.

but well, if you wanna check it out

https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/transfer-funds-drug-war-fund-research-and-development-genetic-engineering-domestic-cat-girls/3V3hnsHx
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I'll sign it. Not really cool on the whole "for domestic use" thing. However, I love cats, and I love girls. Cat girls means double the love. I will take a Siamese cat girl; my Siamese cats are the most affectionate critters I have ever seen or had.
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Hahahaha, this gave me a good laugh. One day... One day we shall have cat girls... And when that day comes, I shall stock up on all the world's tuna and milk. Then they will all come to me! Mwahahaha... Sorry, lost my cool for a minute there... It's back, we're good.
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Will they require a litter box that I would have to clean?? lol
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lol how random... I wonder what they will think of next.... robot cat girls?
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Lol, that's a nice, and pretty geeky, joke petition. Though, I'd try something closer in genetic relations to humans first.

Anyone want to start up a human rights for catgirls campaign? Nyan, nyan, equal rights! Mew, mew, Nekomimi are peole too!
Posted 11/20/12
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Posted 11/20/12

MopZ wrote:

Lol, that's a nice, and pretty geeky, joke petition. Though, I'd try something closer in genetic relations to humans first.

Anyone want to start up a human rights for catgirls campaign? Nyan, nyan, equal rights! Mew, mew, Nekomimi are peole too!


I'm suddenly reminded of that group in Asobi ni Ikuyo. Sounds like something they'd do, heh.
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Posted 11/20/12
Purrrrrrrrrrrrs..lap warmer anyone?
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This endorsement brought to you by Neko Girls USA 2013
Sign N-yaaaa-ow!
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Yeah, I already signed it. Earlier today, trolling the whitehouse . I even signed the Master Chief statue one.

Democracy win.


meh, Drug war is a bust. Just legalize that dank stuff!
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Best petition ever.
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I knew a guy in high school who wanted to give everyone a tail. He was crazy smart and could probably do it. This petition isn't as crazy as half the stuff FedGov spends money on. For example

The U.S. Department of Agriculture gave the University of New Hampshire $700,000 this year to study methane gas emissions from dairy cows.

The National Institutes of Health spent approximately $442,340 to study the behavior of male prostitutes in Vietnam

A professor at Stanford University received $239,100 to study how Americans use the Internet to find love. So far one of the key findings of this "research" is that the Internet is a safer and more discreet way to find same-sex partners.

Here are some more:

http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/government-waste-20-of-the-craziest-things-that-the-u-s-government-is-spending-money-on
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Posted 11/20/12

carsarelittle wrote:

Best petition ever.


One of the best, I think.

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