I spend most of my time on the bus imagining what would happen if right that second, the bus is caught in a dimensional tsunami and everyone on it are stranded on a deserted island, and making scenarios in my head. Usually it just ends with me eating everyone though. But yeah, with the people on the list
1. Eaten
2. Tied to a post for when I need them, if you know what I mean
3. Used as bait to catch other animals. But eaten later.
4, Eaten. Better eat the vegetables first though, wouldn't want them to go off.
5. Eaten. Although I guess I could use the mother as a milk dispenser....