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Failed Joke.
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20 / F / In your closet : P
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Posted 11/30/12
Just laugh it off and say with "well I though it was funny > <"
Posted 11/30/12
I once fell in a puddle of mud.
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19 / M / Pennsylvania
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Posted 11/30/12
Break out of the nearest window and run away as fast as possible, because that would be the scariest thing in my life. (im the biggest joker in my group of friends)
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24 / F / Earth
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Posted 11/30/12
when all else fails pull out your last resort . . . throw someone else under the buss . . .
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23 / M / San Diego, USA
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Posted 11/30/12
Say "Well I thought it was funny."

For some reason, that works quite a lot.
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Since my arsenal mainly consists of funny stories or puns, (I love em they're so bad they're good) I usually end up cracking myself up so even if I bomb everyone can laugh at me even if they can't laugh with me *bursts into maniacal laughter*
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I say "Well, way to ruin my good time."
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21 / M / Tiphares
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Posted 11/30/12
I tell another joke.

"So, two blonde chicks walk into a building."

"You'd think one of them was paying attention."
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Posted 12/1/12 , edited 12/1/12

Jaydizm wrote:

You fail a joke, the group is dead silent, you're turning red and are about to die from awkwardness.

What do you do?


to be honest i love lame jokes cause they fail so much. what i do is laugh
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Posted 12/1/12

Ahbnaux wrote:

I once fell in a puddle of mud.


i once fell off a tree
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22 / M / The Netherlands,...
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Posted 12/1/12
just say 'lol' always works for me
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Posted 12/1/12
If it's online, I automatically change the subject.
Either that, or I just post a rapid amount of emoticons.

If it's in life, then I just say "um..", or say "I don't know" or "nevermind".
But the one I use the most.
"Fuck you guys, I thought that was hilarious."
Only to my closest friends, though. If I don't, that'll ruin my mature image. Trololololololol. c:
Posted 12/1/12
Laugh anyways, 'cause you know you're as funny as hell!
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19 / M / North Dakota
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Posted 12/1/12
Its called improvising. Watch a whole bunch of standup and you get pretty good at it.
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22 / M / A suburban town i...
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Posted 12/1/12

Agmkreptile wrote:

Start jerking it then and there. That'll make them forget REAL quick!


hahahahahahah this guy. hahahaha

Well, I would physical fubb up and make a fool out of myself to at lest reciprocate some of the funny I intended to my audience. But I don't usually fail jokes, as I hardly do them. Retorts and witty little snaps are about all I'd do. My charisma is good enough to let my jokes hit when needed. But who knows. If I do ever fail I'll come back and post my failure like Flag of conquest that it was. And, hopefully, it'd make for a great story.
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