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Failed Joke.
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Posted 5/25/13

Shrapnel893 wrote:

I tell another joke.

"So, two blonde chicks walk into a building."

"You'd think one of them was paying attention."


LMAO
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Posted 5/25/13

Agmkreptile wrote:

Start jerking it then and there. That'll make them forget REAL quick!



omg, LOL ...yeah that could work...but make sure to keep good eye contact tho.

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Posted 5/25/13
"......................................Okay fine, that wasn't funny. let's talk about something else--"
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Posted 5/25/13
Follow it up with a "that's what she said" or "your mom" joke.

and a smile and laugh to let everyone know you where joking.
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Posted 5/26/13

jeizii wrote:


Jaydizm wrote:

You fail a joke, the group is dead silent, you're turning red and are about to die from awkwardness.

What do you do?


Just laugh, my laugh is hilarious and most of the time everybody laughs at my laugh, not my joke LMAO.


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Posted 5/26/13
"your mom" at the end of everything is lame and not funny anymore due to over usage.
just yell fire and everyone will run out of the party, ( I forgot now where you said you had a joke fail) and then sit there and chill out and eat some chips.

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23 / M / Massachusetts, Un...
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Posted 5/26/13
I usually say really loud, "Common guys stop being so lame"...that usually makes someone else talk to break the silence.
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Posted 5/26/13
pull down my pants and reveal my joke, it's always funnier.
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19 / M / Canada eh
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Posted 5/26/13
I ask the guy next to me, "How's your sister?"
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Posted 5/26/13
Guy has 3 women to choose from to get married, all beautiful. He can't decide so he sets up a test and decides to give them each $1000 and have them come back later to see what they did with the money.

They come back and he asks them each what they did with the money:

1st woman - Spends the money on clothing & jewelry, etc. & says, "I did that so I could look my best for you."
2nd woman - Buys him a gift with the money
3rd woman - I invested the money and tripled it.


Which woman did he decide to marry?

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Posted 5/26/13
well we kinda laugh at the guy who failed at the joke

"lol wtf" and proceed to laugh fail safe?
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Posted 5/26/13
Say "not all my jokes can be hits " smile , wait a little bit then try again.
or say, what the guy in the picture says.
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Posted 5/28/13
I stand/sit there for the next few minutes explaining my joke to them. I tend to use references from movies and any other random things that I can remember, and everyone else usually doesn't unless I remind them. Thus killing any attempt at humor that I had.
Posted 5/28/13
If I laugh at it then it's funny.
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Posted 5/28/13
I tell them just kidding and then if they ask me about why i said just kidding i'll say it just slipped out.
The just kidding just slipped out.
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