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Do you believe Jesus Christ was a velociraptor?
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Posted 11/28/12
My private Catholic school teaches that Jesus and his disciples were dinosaurs. However, my friends in the neighborhood claim he was just a man. The Bible seems to make it pretty clear that Jesus was a raptor.
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I've been drinking dinosaur blood and eating dinosaur meat all this time?! Wicked!
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Posted 11/28/12
I suppose we may find out, if ever there's a velocirapture.
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Is that true?
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Neat! So what, did he died and rose again, evolving into a bird?
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It's been confirmed by the most respected pseudoscientists.
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23 / M / Texas
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WTF....
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Seriously???? Where the hell did the idea of Jesus being a raptor come from?!?!? That's so retarded in my opinion!
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Only those with the freshest, most succulent livers will be saved!
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20 / M / Tórshavn
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lmao xD
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Yes. I do believe.
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