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What is your move for picking up the opposite sex.
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Posted 12/11/12

haikinka wrote:

German Suplex.


The modern-day equivalent to cavemen smacking their brides over the head with a club
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Th-Th-the-they don't?
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lol i usually just act extra cool & remind myself im too blazing 4 her
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Pump out my chest and walk straight
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Tell em you know me & they'll go crazy lol
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Posted 12/11/12
I'm too shy to do anything. I just hope the guy makes the first move. HAHAHAHA......ha...ha....
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I'm a guy, and I personally could not care less whether or not I "pick someone up". And I make that pretty clear, I'm pretty brutal with my honesty.

But apparently people like that o.o

Let me give an example, I was on a trampoline with a girl at a friends party, this was the first time I had met her. She jumped a little too close so I not only headbutted her in the chin, but also broke her $400 Tiffany and Co. (since she bitched about it so much I remembered the name).

But low and behold, when I go to bed later she crawls in with me! I don't get it. I actually go out of my way to be a bad person to girls and they somehow like that. And its not even the normal "douchebag" stuff, I can be quite horrible and they all think I'm joking. >:D

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Posted 12/23/12
My pick-up line.

"OFFICER! I did not do anything! She is just over-rea AAHH don't tase me man AAAHHHHH"

Hey man, I never said I was smooth.
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Posted 12/23/12
picking up the opposite sex???
HAH
no time for me .____.
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23 / M / Griffin GA
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Posted 12/23/12

mesomuffin wrote:

Fail miserably at asking them out/flirting.

It somehow makes the guy intrigued.


same here but I don't think it intrigues the lady when I do it
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15 / F / shioshishio ♥
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Posted 12/23/12
I never make my move, I'm too shy to. o v o
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I dont really do anything special, ii guess ii just talk to them and go from there (:
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35 / M / New Orleans
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Posted 12/23/12
I'd tell em, "I like the way you make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight you"d look like Ricky Lake."
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28 / M / Denmark
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Posted 12/23/12
Think I said this in another thread... But I walk up to the girl, lay my hand on her shoulder and look her deeply into her eyes... Then I say "I want this... This is gonna happen" then I take her home ;)

Well... that one actually works... although not always but it's a good way to start up a conversation if the girl got humor ^^

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Posted 12/23/12
If you don't mind making a fool of yourself, the pickup line I use is "OH NO! Your too high a level Pokeballs won't work on you! I'll have to use a master ball to get you!" You'll have many failiers but the victories will greatly outweigh them.
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