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If you don't mind making a fool of yourself, the pickup line I use is "OH NO! Your too high a level Pokeballs won't work on you! I'll have to use a master ball to get you!" You'll have many failiers but the victories will greatly outweigh them.
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I just keep talking to them, carrying on conversations, asking questions. Be their friend, offer them everyday things like food, advice, change for the vending machine, etc etc. As long as I don't overstep my boundary the process works...unless they already have their eyes on someone else...
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Best thing you can do is hold a nice conversation, don't be like every other typical guy, make her laugh, and then the most important thing is while you are doing all of this, don't act to interested. I mean think about it, if your drooling over her then its way to easy, that won't interest her very much. I find it works best to not necessarily act aloof, but play it cool and no matter how bad you want her just act like she's a regular person who your enjoying a conversation with. Don't be mean, yet don't go crazy over her. You have to give her a challenge!
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First I layer some diapers into some form of suit. Then urinate myself profusely until I achieve the amount of "soggy"ness I deem acceptable.
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I just walk up to a girl and introduce myself. If they don't mind having a stranger talking and flirting with them I take it from there. But I usually just approach the opposite sex when I'm on campus, library or getting coffee.
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Hm.... According to the way my ex seems to be attracted to me, I act like myself (Gamer, anime otaku, violent tomboy, make-up-less libertarian) and am friendzoned unless you happen to be a select few like him who remember that I'm a girl for a reason other than my body shape....
I don't really try, mostly cuz I don't care or think any dudes I know are worth it... But I guess I do tell a lot of sarcastic jokes and quote epicness like Monty Python, Hitchhikers' Guide, Mel Brooks' movies, and Doctor Who~
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Make them laugh.. Not the lamest jokes but a relevant and entertaining subject. And of course.. Show them you're not a pussy.
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28 / M / Las Vegas
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I fix their computers and them pants just drop....
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The human centipede. Nah just kidding, I don't waste my time taking people to movies.
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Body language is everything
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Seversky wrote:
I'm unusually clueless when it comes to spotting who likes me and who i may like
Youre not alone there.
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Nothing, I am too shy to approach the cute Asian girls that I see -_-
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Invite them out for a fun time (nothing lame like going to the movies) and then back off. If they start pursuing you, great. If not, either you're not a good match or you need to re-evaluate yourself.
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step 1: grow hair long.
step 2: make hair messy.
step 3: aproach girl ans say the following in your own style.
''uh hey, dont mean to trouble you but as you can see my hair is getting out of control(maybe make a joke out of that). I dont know how to get it cut so could you point out a person in this room with a good haircut.''
Step 4: mingle. ''lets not be cruel and pick the guy with no hair.''
Step 5: This whole period should stretch to about 2 minutes and when you are done ask her to dinner with you.
One tool needed to perfect this move......CONFIDENCE. MUST NEED CONFIDENCE
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