What is your move for picking up the opposite sex.

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One_Week 8373 cr points Send Message: 19 / M Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/23/12 If you don't mind making a fool of yourself, the pickup line I use is "OH NO! Your too high a level Pokeballs won't work on you! I'll have to use a master ball to get you!" You'll have many failiers but the victories will greatly outweigh them.
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jepordy3 38 cr points Send Message: M Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/23/12 I just keep talking to them, carrying on conversations, asking questions. Be their friend, offer them everyday things like food, advice, change for the vending machine, etc etc. As long as I don't overstep my boundary the process works...unless they already have their eyes on someone else...
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Koyu 5263 cr points Send Message: Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/23/12 Best thing you can do is hold a nice conversation, don't be like every other typical guy, make her laugh, and then the most important thing is while you are doing all of this, don't act to interested. I mean think about it, if your drooling over her then its way to easy, that won't interest her very much. I find it works best to not necessarily act aloof, but play it cool and no matter how bad you want her just act like she's a regular person who your enjoying a conversation with. Don't be mean, yet don't go crazy over her. You have to give her a challenge!
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Keiek5 15957 cr points Send Message: M / New Mexico USA Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/23/12 First I layer some diapers into some form of suit. Then urinate myself profusely until I achieve the amount of "soggy"ness I deem acceptable.
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MajesticTokolosh 7256 cr points Send Message: 21 / M Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/23/12 I just walk up to a girl and introduce myself. If they don't mind having a stranger talking and flirting with them I take it from there. But I usually just approach the opposite sex when I'm on campus, library or getting coffee.
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NatakeErru 6220 cr points Send Message: 18 / F / Soul Society Online	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/23/12 Hm.... According to the way my ex seems to be attracted to me, I act like myself (Gamer, anime otaku, violent tomboy, make-up-less libertarian) and am friendzoned unless you happen to be a select few like him who remember that I'm a girl for a reason other than my body shape.... I don't really try, mostly cuz I don't care or think any dudes I know are worth it... But I guess I do tell a lot of sarcastic jokes and quote epicness like Monty Python, Hitchhikers' Guide, Mel Brooks' movies, and Doctor Who~
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Kuriya 112 cr points Send Message: 18 / M / Finland Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/24/12 Make them laugh.. Not the lamest jokes but a relevant and entertaining subject. And of course.. Show them you're not a pussy.
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CLarose 10131 cr points Send Message: 28 / M / Las Vegas Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/24/12, edited 12/24/12 I fix their computers and them pants just drop....
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saksiss 7034 cr points Send Message: 100 / M / ? Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/24/12 The human centipede. Nah just kidding, I don't waste my time taking people to movies.
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julionmolgard 2133 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / Sarasota Florida Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/24/12 Body language is everything
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Jdaimond 6624 cr points Send Message: 16 / M / North Dakota Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/24/12 Seversky wrote: I'm unusually clueless when it comes to spotting who likes me and who i may like Youre not alone there.
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ItsMev 17811 cr points Send Message: 20 / M / Australia Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/24/12 Nothing, I am too shy to approach the cute Asian girls that I see -_-
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argetlam3 39035 cr points Send Message: 21 / M / Hundred Acre Woods Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/24/12 Invite them out for a fun time (nothing lame like going to the movies) and then back off. If they start pursuing you, great. If not, either you're not a good match or you need to re-evaluate yourself.
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Jdaimond 6624 cr points Send Message: 16 / M / North Dakota Offline	Permalink Reply Quote Posted 12/24/12 step 1: grow hair long. step 2: make hair messy. step 3: aproach girl ans say the following in your own style. ''uh hey, dont mean to trouble you but as you can see my hair is getting out of control(maybe make a joke out of that). I dont know how to get it cut so could you point out a person in this room with a good haircut.'' Step 4: mingle. ''lets not be cruel and pick the guy with no hair.'' Step 5: This whole period should stretch to about 2 minutes and when you are done ask her to dinner with you. One tool needed to perfect this move......CONFIDENCE. MUST NEED CONFIDENCE
	Report to Moderator Im back. How was studyville you ask? Judging by that question, you should visit.

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