*-Episode starts.

-Baseball game on TV.
-Kyon states in his mind that he's going to go for the underdog.
-Kyon feels like the phone's going to ring.
-Phone rings.
-Haruhi's on the phone.
-Tells Kyon to meet up with her and the brigade.
-Hangs up.
-"I didn't even get to say anything."
-Phone rings again.
-Haruhi again.
-"Bring your bike and bathing suit."
-Underdog on TV loses.

-Opening scene.

-Title "Endless Eight" appears on screen as Kyon is riding his bike.
-Meets up with the brigade.
-Two bikes, five people.
-Kyon gets Yuki and Asahina.
-Itsuki gets Haruhi.
-Race to the pool, loser gets a penalty.

-At the pool; Kyon lost. Out of breath.
-Haruhi pushes Asahina into the pool.
-Haruhi then dives.
-Kyon to self: "Does she not notice all the no diving signs around?"
-Kyon to self: "Yuki looks alone. I've seen this before."
-Kyon's sitting down.
-Haruhi brings two kids up to Kyon and the brigade members.
-Again, "I've seen this before."
-Kyon knows word-for-word what Haruhi says.
-Pool scene ends.

-At the cafe.
-Discussion about what they should do this summer.
-Itsuki: "Pardon me, can I see that?"
-Looks at paper.
-"Thanks."
-Gives paper back.
-Haruhi: "Let's look for a festival."
-Cafe scene ends.

-Outside of cafe.
-Kyon: "Yuki seems sad."
-Kyon follows Yuki.
-Yuki: "What is it?"
-Kyon: "Nothing, lol."
-End scene.

-Next day.
-"We found a festival, it's at the park tonight. Meet us there at 8 o'clock (or something.)"

-At the festival.
-Goldfish scooping.
-Yuki buys a mask.

-Post-festival.
-Shooting off fireworks near a bonfire.
-Kyon: "Haruhi, have you done your homework yet?"
-Haruhi: "What are you talking about, you can do it in three days."
-Kyon: "WTF 3 DAYS"
-Festival scene ends.

-Next day.
-Part-time job.
-Handing out flyers in huge costumes in the middle of the dead heat.
-Work is over, in the lounge.
-Haruhi walks in, "good job doing all the work, you guys."
-Kyon: "I can't wait to get paid."
-They get a frog suit.
-End job scene.

-Next day, cicada catching contest.
-Yuki catches something completely extraordinary.
-Asahina sucks at catching bugs.
-Haruhi wins.
-"Let's release the cicadas, maybe they'll realize that we let them go free and come back to help us one day."
-End cicada contest.

-That night.
-Kyon's sleeping.
-Phone rings.
-It's Asahina. She moans.
-Itsuki takes the phone from Asahina and tells Kyon to meet up with them.
-Kyon freaks out about Itsuki being with Asahina, but still goes to meet up with them.
-Itsuki explains the strange feelings of dejavu that only he and Kyon are experiencing.
-Itsuki points out that Yuki, being an alien, probably remembers it all.
-They've done this FIFTEEN-THOUSAND, FOUR-HUNDRED AND NINETY-EIGHT FREAKING TIMES.
-Kyon: "Wtf that's 594 years."
-End meeting.

-Next day, batting cages.
-Kyon: "Wtf Yuki, why don't you tell us about this sooner?"
-Yuki: "My job is only to observe."
-Haruhi hits a home run.
-End scene.

-Next day, rooftop at night at Yuki's apartment.
-Haruhi: "Let's look for UFO's!"
-Later, Haruhi and Asahina fall asleep against a wall.
-Itsuki and Kyon begin talking.
-Itsuki: "Maybe we can break this chain if a certain someone would grab Haruhi from behind and yell "I love you!"
-Kyon: "Yea--no."
-End of scene.

-Cue montage of six or seven events (such as bowling and watching a crappy movie in a theater) that signifies the passing of six or seven days.

-Cafe scene #2.
-Haruhi asks the group, "Well, we have one more day, is there anything left we can do for tomorrow? Any ideas?"
-No one says anything.
-Haruhi: "Okay. We'll just take tomorrow off then. I'll see you guys at school in two days."
-Haruhi starts to walk for the door.
-Kyon stands up and tries to stop Haruhi from leaving.
-Fails ungracefully.
-End scene.

-Next day.
-Kyon: "Dammit I have to do my homework (dur-da-dur)"
-Kyon: "Screw it, I'm going to have to do this again anyways."
-Kyon goes to sleep.

-Episode ends.*

-REPEAT EVERYTHING IN * 7 FKING TIMES.

-Repeat everything in * one more time, stopping at the second cafe scene this time.

-8th time at the cafe for the second time.
-Kyon: HOLY CRAP LET'S DO OUR HOMEWORK TOGETHER TOMORROW!"
-Haruhi: "DAMMIT DON'T JUST MAKE DECISI--okay, lets."
-End cafe scene.

-Next day
-Kyon's house.
-Everyone's there. All studying, except for Haruhi, who's playing video games with Kyon's sister.
-Everyone's hunky-dory except for Yuki, who I'm sure was extremely pissed.
-End series.