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Unicorn lair Discovered?
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Posted 12/2/12
So... North Korea has said they found a Unicorn lair



"The lair is located 200 meters from the Yongmyong Temple in Moran Hill in Pyongyang City. A rectangular rock carved with words "Unicorn Lair" stands in front of the lair. The carved words are believed to date back to the period of Koryo Kingdom (918-1392).

"Jo Hui Sung, director of the Institute, told KCNA:

"'Korea's history books deal with the unicorn, considered to be ridden by King Tongmyong, and its lair."
http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2012/11/30/166265699/north-korea-says-its-archaeologists-discovered-a-unicorn-lair?sc=emaf

I am 100% sure they are lying, just another propaganda, like they have their personality cults for their leaders, but i figured I would see what everyone else thinks??
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Posted 12/2/12
But NPR is American propaganda itself.
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-Vega- wrote:

But NPR is American propaganda itself.


while since almost everything is bias, most things are "propaganda"
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kakashi2 wrote:


-Vega- wrote:

But NPR is American propaganda itself.


while since almost everything is bias, most things are "propaganda"


That's true.
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Posted 12/2/12
I think that unicorn is hiding because it is racist towards Koreans.



Proof:

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Posted 12/2/12 , edited 12/2/12
maybe thats why they are going to have those new rocket launches then?
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Posted 12/2/12
Unicorn? In North Korea? Hold on a sec...



Seems legit.
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Posted 12/2/12 , edited 12/2/12
I'm about to vomit rainbows. Are the unicorns on sale? I hope they're cheap I know a 5 year old that wants one for Christmas and she refuses to believe they aren't real and if she hears about this...
Maybe I should just tell her that Father Christmas can fit his fat belly through the chimney but not a flying horse with a horn.
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Posted 12/2/12
I heard that if you dry out unicorn terds that you can smoke it like weed, except its far more powerful.
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Posted 12/2/12

nameherenow wrote:



Next best thing for your kid.

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Posted 12/2/12 , edited 12/2/12
This thread was destined to become the breeding ground for witty troll posts.

THERE AINT NO SHAME IN THAT.
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I'm okay with all of this. I am SO okay with all of this.


So in relation to story, North Korea holds the key to happiness? The irony....who would have known?
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Posted 12/3/12

Since North Korea has unicorns, we better be nice to them if we want one (And I know everyone wants unicorns.)
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Posted 12/4/12
Was there an actual unicorn inside the lair or did they just find a rock that has 'unicorn lair' carved on it? lol
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Posted 12/4/12
I don't know, man, this could be a total joke by the American government.
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