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...but Chuck Norris is not badass. I wonder why people think he's badass. I reckon the jokes are funny, because Chuck Norris himself is a freakin' joke. I laughed like crazy when I saw him in The Expandables 2, the director was trying so hard to make the movie so badass but placing Chuck Norris in. Wow. Seriously.

What makes Chuck Norris an internet sensation?


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Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O
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Great, you're just asking for Chuck Norris jokes dude. And yeah, I agree with you. The two popular sensations I am probably most tired of: Chuck Norris and Zombies.
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Whelp,as long as were talking about Chuck,it's time to beat a dead horse.



This meme is like a toy i never had any time to play with until i was too grown up,then i dig it up by accident and start playing with it,and find myself strangely amused.
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Why would I fear Chuck Norris? He bleeds just like me. So what if his urethra grew back?
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It's just a joke -.- He's a joke, it's all a joke. Why do you even think people started to use it, it's because he's so bad that they had to do it, and somehow those who have not seen his movies, ended up believing in that he's a great character of some old movie (and expendables 2 -.-)
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Wow, I'm not the only one that thinks this way? Neat.

I actually find the Chuck Norris "facts/jokes" as stupid as the "you just lost the GAME" nonsense. But the fact that they are mere jokes makes them pretty harmless, it's just a little tiring when people use it all the time. Not that they do anymore, both the Chuck and the GAME things are both dying slowly. At least around these parts they do.
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chuck norris is the equivalent of yajarobi in DBZ hes near useless
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Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris. All I hear about is chuck norris! He's just a man! if he were a god he'd come over to my house and hit me in the face with my own Keyb-WWRGRRBLE!
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papagolfwhiskey wrote:

Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris. All I hear about is chuck norris! He's just a man! if he were a god he'd come over to my house and hit me in the face with my own Keyb-WWRGRRBLE!


LOL.

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The whole chuck norris internet sensation started like 10 or 12 years ago while Walker Texas Ranger was still running. He was still considered a somewhat legendary figure before then though. He held the Middleweight Karate Championship belt for 6 years straight in his early days and the triple crown for most tournament wins. He went hand to hand with Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon. He started his own martial arts school, and is the only recognized westerner to reach 8th degree blackbelt tea kwon do grand master. Then theres all the movies hes been in, mainly reminiscient of rambo type films, before a lot of you guys here were born. So he was kicking ass and taking names long before anyone else still seen on film today, and yes his brief cameos in expendables 2 are just a nod to him by Stallone who has been around only a little less time then him.
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DomoKevin wrote:

...but Chuck Norris is not badass. I wonder why people think he's badass. I reckon the jokes are funny, because Chuck Norris himself is a freakin' joke. I laughed like crazy when I saw him in The Expandables 2, the director was trying so hard to make the movie so badass but placing Chuck Norris in. Wow. Seriously.

What makes Chuck Norris an internet sensation?




More Seriously. Dude. He's like. 70 now. He was already an aging action star when -I- was a teenager. Of course he sucked in the Expendables.

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