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Posted 12/7/12

DomoKevin wrote:

...but Chuck Norris is not badass. I wonder why people think he's badass. I reckon the jokes are funny, because Chuck Norris himself is a freakin' joke. I laughed like crazy when I saw him in The Expandables 2, the director was trying so hard to make the movie so badass but placing Chuck Norris in. Wow. Seriously.

What makes Chuck Norris an internet sensation?




WELL i'm sure your to young to have been alive, but back in the 70's till 91 Chuck Norris was I major action star just like the Van dame, Stallone, Arnold, Willis, Seagal and a few other washed up actors that were good back then. And like god no one knows where Chuck Norris came from.
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But, but he has a beard. I thought every man with a beard was badass :C

You just killed reality.
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SERIOUS QUESTION! Does anybody on this site realize he use to fight before he was in movies. He was a good fighter too. He could kick hard and high and punch realy hard. Do some research on 1966.
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Bruce Lee.


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Posted 12/9/12

DomoKevin wrote:

...but Chuck Norris is not badass. I wonder why people think he's badass. I reckon the jokes are funny, because Chuck Norris himself is a freakin' joke. I laughed like crazy when I saw him in The Expandables 2, the director was trying so hard to make the movie so badass but placing Chuck Norris in. Wow. Seriously.

What makes Chuck Norris an internet sensation?




the jokes there to take the piss out if his shit acting skills hes not bad as hes just shit so the jokes there to take the piss
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Posted 12/9/12 , edited 12/9/12
I hate to break it you... but nobody gives a shit.
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Posted 12/9/12
No, He isn't badass, even so, I'm sure none of you could take him on 1v1 he has a ton of martial arts training.
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Posted 12/9/12

Jdaimond wrote:

SERIOUS QUESTION! Does anybody on this site realize he use to fight before he was in movies. He was a good fighter too. He could kick hard and high and punch realy hard. Do some research on 1966.


Yes, I agree, he was a bad ass fighter and I'm sure he can kick the asses of most people on this planet and I'm not joking. I'm just tired of the jokes.

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Posted 12/9/12
Bruce Lee?
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Posted 12/9/12

Kageru77 wrote:

The whole chuck norris internet sensation started like 10 or 12 years ago while Walker Texas Ranger was still running. He was still considered a somewhat legendary figure before then though. He held the Middleweight Karate Championship belt for 6 years straight in his early days and the triple crown for most tournament wins. He went hand to hand with Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon. He started his own martial arts school, and is the only recognized westerner to reach 8th degree blackbelt tea kwon do grand master. Then theres all the movies hes been in, mainly reminiscient of rambo type films, before a lot of you guys here were born. So he was kicking ass and taking names long before anyone else still seen on film today, and yes his brief cameos in expendables 2 are just a nod to him by Stallone who has been around only a little less time then him.


Ya beat me to it. I remember in the early 90s my dad went crazy over some Total Gym work out machine that Chuck Norris endorsed. He was like "Boys, Chuck Norris uses this machine. Time to pump some iron"
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Posted 12/9/12 , edited 12/9/12
It's just a joke. If you want to take it all like a serious person, then yes, obviously if you shoot Norris with a gun he will die like the rest of us.

He's just a man, but a man that a lot of people from the past and present love. I'm a bigger Bruce Lee fan than I am of Norris, but I still like him nonetheless and use his jokes from time to time when the topic is brought up.

He was never a stellar actor or the best martial artist. He's just a person who has fans.
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Posted 12/9/12

ChickenAndBeer wrote:

Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.
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False Idol Worship; stop it.
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Qoureno wrote:

Bruce Lee?


Way of the Dragon. google it.
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Posted 12/9/12 , edited 12/9/12

Suigetsu923 wrote:


ChickenAndBeer wrote:

Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.


Dude... careful to what you say.. For thy lord that is chuck my smite thee
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