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Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.


Buddha?
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Suigetsu923 wrote:


ChickenAndBeer wrote:

Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.


Buddha?


No The one true God that sent his son to die on the cross for our sins.
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Posted 12/9/12 , edited 12/9/12

Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


ChickenAndBeer wrote:

Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.


Buddha?


No The one true God that sent his son to die on the cross for our sins.


There is no one true god. Sins are a fabrication, the cross is a meaningless object. That son was a normal human being who ticked off the Romans and got executed for it. Sorry.
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It was a joke on the internet and people just ran with it. One innocent little post on a forgotten forum thread and the internet took it and just ran with it. It ran until its magical internet legs could run no more. It ran and ran until it became so distanced from its source that it had become its own entity. An entity that knew only how to kill and feed. And it did so for centuries slaughtering entire villages until a band of heroes rose up against it, and using the enchanted sword of Al'tureli smote the beast once and for all.... What was I talking about?
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Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


ChickenAndBeer wrote:

Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.


Buddha?


No The one true God that sent his son to die on the cross for our sins.


There is no one true god. Sins are a fabrication, the cross is a meaningless object. That son was a normal human being who ticked off the Romans and got executed for it. Sorry.


If the cross is meaningless then why did he die on the cross? If it doesnt matter then he couldve died by getting trampled over a camel. He died on the cross so we could be freed from sin and he knew he would die on the cross. The Romans were mad because that thought he was just a normal dude claiming to be God.
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As a reference to danisnotonfire ..... Fucking Amish .... I doubt anyone gets this but if u do hit me up lol I wanna be friends
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Posted 12/9/12

Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


ChickenAndBeer wrote:

Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.


Buddha?


No The one true God that sent his son to die on the cross for our sins.


There is no one true god. Sins are a fabrication, the cross is a meaningless object. That son was a normal human being who ticked off the Romans and got executed for it. Sorry.


If the cross is meaningless then why did he die on the cross? If it doesnt matter then he couldve died by getting trampled over a camel. He died on the cross so we could be freed from sin and he knew he would die on the cross. The Romans were mad because that thought he was just a normal dude claiming to be God.


He died on the cross because Romans wanted to humor him. The Romans were mad because he was disrupting their rule. Regardless of anything, it's just a religion out of the many thousands that came before it. I say, believe what you want because in the end it doesn't really matter because everything ends the same way.
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If the cross is meaningless then why did he die on the cross? If it doesnt matter then he couldve died by getting trampled over a camel. He died on the cross so we could be freed from sin and he knew he would die on the cross. The Romans were mad because that thought he was just a normal dude claiming to be God.


Er... weather i share your faith or not. is not relevant to the simple fact that a LOT of people died on crosses under the Romans. The day that Christ died he had a murderer and a thief planted right next to him. (As least I believe so. My biblical study days are long behind me) Anyhow, lots of people were crucified. St. Peter was crucified upside down at his own request because he didn't feel worthy of his lord's death. People who had nothing to do with Christianity were crucified long before Jesus of Nazareth's birth and long after his own crucifixion.

The cross matters because he matters to Christians. Not the other way around. Had he been trampled by elephants then people would be wearing an elephant's foot (or tusk or whatever) on their Rosaries.

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When did this turn into a religious thread? I thought this was about the false idol called Chuck Norris. :3
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Lol. ''Expandables''
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Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


ChickenAndBeer wrote:

Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.


Buddha?


No The one true God that sent his son to die on the cross for our sins.


There is no one true god. Sins are a fabrication, the cross is a meaningless object. That son was a normal human being who ticked off the Romans and got executed for it. Sorry.


If the cross is meaningless then why did he die on the cross? If it doesnt matter then he couldve died by getting trampled over a camel. He died on the cross so we could be freed from sin and he knew he would die on the cross. The Romans were mad because that thought he was just a normal dude claiming to be God.


He died on the cross because Romans wanted to humor him. The Romans were mad because he was disrupting their rule. Regardless of anything, it's just a religion out of the many thousands that came before it. I say, believe what you want because in the end it doesn't really matter because everything ends the same way.


you may be right that we all die but if God deems us worthy we will have eternal life in heaven.
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When did this turn into a religious thread? I thought this was about the false idol called Chuck Norris. :3


(emphasis mine)

Such words are religious and will do nothing to keep it away from religion. It became a religious thread when someone came here and attempted to assert that their religious beliefs represented the ultimate and only truth.

I for one thought it was about some young hipster whining about how much Chuck Norris was 'so five minutes ago'

The really ironic thing is that Chuck Norris himself claims to be Christian and gets very uncomfortable when this sort of humour strays into territory that contradicts his own belief in the Christian God/Trinity.

In point of fact, no one in their right mind takes any of the amusing hyperbole about Chuck Norris seriously.

yeah he's rather decrepit NOW. (Dude he's fuckin' SEVENTY plus) but I bet even with the burden of advanced age, he could still kick the OP's ass. No Joke.

Chuck Norris earned his badass creditionals, as a REAL martial artist, and a worthy opponent of Bruce Lee and as an action start of great longevity. People with the attention span of a poodle on amphetamines and the memory of a goldfish notwithstanding. He was a"badass".




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Heaven doesn't exist. Neither does your god. It's just something you believe is there, because you want it to. Like the Greeks who believed in the underworld, it's what they believed existed. All the hounds of Hades wail at the anguish of lost souls, gleeing with delight. All the malicious souls in Hell burn in torment of their sins. Whichever you believe, it's all the same. Let's leave all this talk of religion out this topic thread, because I don't want to talk about it, not to mention it's pointless to, and that isn't what this thread is even about. It's about Chuck Norris and how much the OP wants to rub in our faces that he isn't some form of god in his own right.
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Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


Shrapnel893 wrote:


Suigetsu923 wrote:


ChickenAndBeer wrote:

Make sure chuck Norris doesn't find out about this forum or he will eat your butt... he knows all and sees everything O_O


Dude... Why are you making him like a god? He is not a god. There is only one god and that is the Lord Almighty.


Buddha?


No The one true God that sent his son to die on the cross for our sins.


There is no one true god. Sins are a fabrication, the cross is a meaningless object. That son was a normal human being who ticked off the Romans and got executed for it. Sorry.


If the cross is meaningless then why did he die on the cross? If it doesnt matter then he couldve died by getting trampled over a camel. He died on the cross so we could be freed from sin and he knew he would die on the cross. The Romans were mad because that thought he was just a normal dude claiming to be God.


He died on the cross because Romans wanted to humor him. The Romans were mad because he was disrupting their rule. Regardless of anything, it's just a religion out of the many thousands that came before it. I say, believe what you want because in the end it doesn't really matter because everything ends the same way.


you may be right that we all die but if God deems us worthy we will have eternal life in heaven.


Look I'm a fellow christian but you should not post stuff like this. There are many different religions that exist and should be respected, do not try to force your belief on other people especially on the internet where people from nearly every religion gather. Its not right to tell other people that their beliefs are false and yours are true, everyone has been given free will to choose themselves.


Back on topic the Chuck Norris jokes are ridiculous but he was a genuine badass back in the day. He has a military career, learned martial arts in asia and even though he's in his 70's could kick all our asses posting on this forum in a real fight. The jokes are blown out of proportion but I've seen the same for Bruce Lee jokes.

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Heaven doesn't exist. Neither does your god. It's just something you believe is there, because you want it to. Like the Greeks who believed in the underworld, it's what they believed existed. All the hounds of Hades wail at the anguish of lost souls, gleeing with delight. All the malicious souls in Hell burn in torment of their sins. Whichever you believe, it's all the same. Let's leave all this talk of religion out this topic thread, because I don't want to talk about it, not to mention it's pointless to, and that isn't what this thread is even about. It's about Chuck Norris and how much the OP wants to rub in our faces that he isn't some form of god in his own right.


Talking about God and Hades is two different things and you're talking about Hell which mean if there is hell there is also Heaven. I think you meant underworld since you don't believe.If you don't want to talk about it that's fine but dont tell other people to not talk about it. It's freedom of speech and we can talk about whatever we want.
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