So many..I guess it is time to reveal a few to the poor bastards.

They have two breasts?

On second thought, so do I... @#$5.

Did you say you have three?!!

That.

I found out too many of women's secrets, and it's put me off them completely.

No further comment is needed

It really doesn't take 15 minutes to get ready.
We eat too much & talk shit at slumber parties. Sorry guys, no boob comparing, kissing practice, or naughty pillow fights.
We enjoy dressing like sluts on Halloween.
Approach with caution during that time of the month, & don't mention the time of the month unless you're not that attached to you major appendages.
We think & over analyze to much.
We are apparently always competing with other girls to be the cutest, hottest, etc. (I don't even understand this)

But to me those seem obvious. But it seems like my guy friends are always astonished by these "secrets".

Actually it's a good list, but I don't see "the silent treatment" listed on there.

no one really wants to know..

As immature as it seems, I am a big fan of the silent treatment. It's not that I'm ignoring people, but more that I need to keep quite because what I want to say, is not positive.

hahaha, buy the books on picking up girls written by some elementary kid.

i bet there more info on there than will ever be discussed here.

hahaha, i see more dissing and secret being revealed.

I think its hilarious that women get offended if you mention that you have cramps... It's like they think they own the word because they get them every month. I could understand the offense if I said I was getting stomach cramps from testosterone production though (which would be humorous in itself). Men CAN get cramps, not for the same reason obviously.

I know you werent talking about that, but it made me think about this girl I talked to at work who I had mentioned it too and she got pissed off that I dare say I had cramps (and I did, I was sick that day and had stomach cramps). lol

^ I don't get offended if a man says he has cramps... I don't even get offended if he says, "You're doing such and such because of your period."
After all, I probably am doing such and such because I can't keep my moods straight because my hormones like to have fun

Secrets of women? There are no secrets, really. Each person is an individual, both men and women.
I can't tell you secrets, but I can tell you some things about me as a woman (that may or may not apply to other women):

*Competitiveness with other women (why oh why must this be true? )
*Desire to gossip about others, possibly related to the above statement (but thankfully I keep myself from doing this)
*Very easily upset (only takes one word, one statement, one action)
*Waaay too much overanalyizing
*Extreme importance placed on my appearance/weight
*A desire to be perfect
*Surprised by how observant my husband can really be (I'm like, "Oh, he noticed that...?")

There are more, but that's enough for now. I know I made myself sound like an annoyance to be around, but I'm not that bad xD I have my good qualities, too. Hey, at least I don't pester my husband about where he's been or who he's talking to. I know a lot of men just can't stand that.