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Secrets of Women
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Posted 12/11/12
They say that for a majority of women, social groups are first line of defense when under threat or considerable stress (Tend and Befriend instead of Fight or Flight) so be careful not to upset a woman too much unless you want to face her friends and family, etc...
Also this might contribute to why women forms groups easily, bond quickly, gossip, etc...
So then girls to be safe from any danger:
1. Identify group with similar traits
2. Offer group some gifts (sacrifice) and some privy information (gossip)
3. Learn everything about each other and bond
4. Identify enemy/danger
5. Attack enemy together and protect each other at all cost

Some secrets that might not be that secret:
Effortless beauty is never really that effortless and for a majority of women you have to go through a long and painful ritual to get there
We're just as confused about ourselves as men are about us just that we can't escape it so we learn to manage it
You can never be wrong and you can never admit you're wrong if you want to hold the upper hand in a relationship
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Posted 12/11/12
I'm content not learning anymore than I know...it gets me through life just fine T^T
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I watched two children come out of my wife. I wish the secrets were still secrets.
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Posted 5/18/13
For some reason we travel in twos to the bathroom, not sure what weird secret society is happening in there. Only women know.
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23 / M / This Dying World
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Posted 5/18/13
question how many secrets do women have???

I'm sure that is a secret as well
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Posted 5/18/13


You left out..."Could you do me a favor and........".....That means do it.
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Posted 5/18/13

diodrin wrote:

I watched two children come out of my wife. I wish the secrets were still secrets.


You were there when you put them in, the least you could do was be there when she pushed them out.
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PhyongHwa wrote:


diodrin wrote:

I watched two children come out of my wife. I wish the secrets were still secrets.


You were there when you put them in, the least you could do was be there when she pushed them out.


ding ding ding we have a winner
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I have traveled far and wide, from California to Zanzibar.... searching... for clues of the whereabouts of the fourth hole... I have asked many experts who believe that the fourth hole is located around here:



I need this information please.
Posted 5/18/13
Hmmm, I dont really have many secrets... Even if in did, it wouldn't be a secret anymore if I told u.
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In my experience, and this may make me sound a little bitter...but women almost always hide their debt. I know I sound really old saying this, but it's true. My ex wife absolutely refused to tell me about her old bills before we got married. In fact, she purposely lied to me about it, saying she didn't have any debt. Well, a couple of years into the marriage guess who comes calling wanting their money? I remember one evening in particular. I was holding a bill for $1200 in my hands with her name on it and still she refused to admit it was hers. Needless to say, after the divorce, who do you think those collection agencies are mailing now for a debt she acquired even before we were a couple, let alone married.

(This message was brought to you by a bitter, old man. We now return you to your previous program already in progress)
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GaIaxy wrote:

I have traveled far and wide, from California to Zanzibar.... searching... for clues of the whereabouts of the fourth hole... I have asked many experts who believe that the fourth hole is located around here:



I need this information please.


we have more than 4 holes!
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WHERE ARE THEY LOCATED!?!??!! WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE?!?!??!
Posted 5/18/13
Sans the makeup, they are like scary monsters.
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GaIaxy wrote:

WHERE ARE THEY LOCATED!?!??!! WHAT DO THEY SMELL LIKE?!?!??!


well like the male species, we have nostrils, ears..bellybuttons..etc
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