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is there a santa?
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Posted 12/14/12

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Heck yeah there is! And I know, because I live close by the north pole, I see him fly over our country each year! xD


w woow really?


Totally xD
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Posted 12/14/12

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Santa exists




see santa and his raindeer has caught on fire!
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Posted 12/14/12

JayVeeDees wrote:


yoru99 wrote:


JayVeeDees wrote:

Heck yeah there is! And I know, because I live close by the north pole, I see him fly over our country each year! xD


w woow really?


Totally xD


woow your so lucky
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Posted 12/14/12

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Santa is as real as God is.


And for 16 straight years i was dead set on santa being fake.

:excl: lets keep from debating, it was just a joke. *coughs gods real* Woah, that was one effed up cough right there.





Are you retarded. You can't say not debate then immediately afterwards spew your half-witted rubbish. If you dont want to debate, DONT DEBATE. Religion and God is a belief system, LEAVE IT AT THAT. Nobody gives a crap if you believe in God.

It's freaking idiots like you that make Religious people just look like the stupidest breed of people on this planet. I cannot stress to you how ridiculously moronic you look right now. "Lets keep from debating" hey by the way "god is real". Do you people even think before you talk, or are you all really just this stupid.


So its that time of the month huh?

If you actually took what i just said as me forcing my beliefs or even trying to debate them than you are the retard.

Go to the pharmacy
buy some chillpills
take 20

Might want to pick up some tampons while youre there.
Posted 12/16/12 , edited 12/16/12
Santa Claus was originally a 4th Century Greek Christian Bishop named Saint Nicholas who was famous for his generous donations to the poor. He was eventually canonized by the Catholic church. People have kept his tradition of givng to one another through the years. Since they continue his tradition and honor his legacy and remember him at this time of year, it could be argued that he exists because his spirit of giving exists. He may not exist in reality, but he exists in peoples minds and hearts. Thus, he exists because people think of him at this time of year.
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Posted 12/16/12

ouch
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Posted 12/16/12
Santa is my dad.
I stayed up on Christmas Eve, and when I heard something downstairs, I followed, and it was my dad wrapping my presents.
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Posted 12/16/12
dude you guy's made my day with your post's
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Posted 12/17/12

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Saint Nicholas, born in the 3rd century, modern day Turkey, came from a wealthy family who were devout Christians. Both of his parents died of an epidemic, and the young Nicholas, who wanted to follow the word of Jebus, "sell what you own and give money to the poor," used his entire inheritance to help the needy, sick and suffering. He dedicated his life to Dog and was made Bishop. He became well known for his generosity to the needy, his love for children(Not the modern Catholic love for children mind you) and his concern for sailors and ships.

So you see, he's obviously a zombie wearing a pressurized, heat resistant suit, as for his reindeer, with modern technology, they're obviously cyborg reindeer.

So don't worry children, there's a Santa. He's just undead.

THE END
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I don't want Santa to exist. He comes at NIGHT, every year for all the CHILDREN and gives them a BIG SURPRISE.
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Santa Slides down your chimney comes out your fire place at night reads a note written by a child......possibly yours and eats your cookies and milk puts gifts under the tree and some how gets his fat ass back up the chimney.....and your supposed to find foot prints on the floor from the soot in the morning....Hell naw. Crime scene.
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353,430 tons. Again, for comparison - this is four times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth.


That was one of the funniest things I've heard in a while until I remembered that the Queen Elizabeth is a boat.
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Posted 12/18/12

DetectiveAlex wrote:

Santa is as real as God is.


Aww, Cant Santa be more real? On the census last year I put Santa clause as my religion.
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rikku456 wrote:


DetectiveAlex wrote:

Santa is as real as God is.


Aww, Cant Santa be more real? On the census last year I put Santa clause as my religion.


lol You clever rabbit.
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satan clause is based on Norse mythology. funny I Christmas is meant to celebrate Jesus Christ The messiah's birth. I thought Jesus was born sometime between august,and September. If I ever have Children I'm not going to tell them some delusional lie that satan Clause is Judging them. I'm going tell them that God become a sinless human,and died on the cross for their sins.

romans 6:23 23 For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord. I'm going to tell them that God gave them the ultimate gift which is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

a gift which they receive through believing in Jesus Christ. believe can also mean trust.

john 3:14-17

14 And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up:

15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

16 For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.

17 For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.

Ephesians 2:4-9

4 But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us,

5 Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;)

6 And hath raised us up together, and made us sit together in heavenly places in Christ Jesus:

7 That in the ages to come he might shew the exceeding riches of his grace in his kindness toward us through Christ Jesus.

8 For by grace are ye saved through faith; and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God:

9 Not of works, lest any man should boast.


I'm not going to lie to any of my children...I think thats the worst thing a parent can do to their child.

if someone's never told you about the gospel of Jesus,or if your not sure what it means to be saved take a look at this link.

http://www.wordoftruth.net/component/content/article/234.html

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