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Pros and cons of being male or female?
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Posted 12/16/12
What is the pros and cons of the sex you are and what do you think the pros/cons are of the other sex.

No sexist remarks.

Keep it clean to some extent.

If this is allready a thread, report it.

Most importantly.....




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I can pee everywhere .
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OUR PERIODS.
Long crude and tasteless rant below:
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girls: periods, birth, constant judging by society if you aren't a size zero, guys expecting a perfect housewife in a relationship
boys: we have a pretty awesome life, only downsides are that we usually have to make the first move when looking for a girlfriend, and we have to be much more afraid of gold diggers
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It's hard being a male, just trust me!?
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TheDreamHare wrote:

OUR PERIODS.
Long crude and tasteless rant below:


what she said
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How can you start a post like this and not expect sexism. That's exactly what this is creating.

On a side note, a lesbian friend and I got into an argument about this once and she won with: "Id rather have something that bleeds once a month than something that has to throw up every day". Lol

Also, I can probably count on 1 hand how many men can walk into a building, band over a table, and instantly enslave 40% of the people there...
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TheDreamHare wrote:

OUR PERIODS.
Long crude and tasteless rant below:


Exactly this. > 3 >
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18 / M / Tórshavn
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Posted 12/16/12
Getting hit in the nuts xD
Being the one that always needs apologize to women -_-
Stereotypes of being a Male >.<

Some more I guess, but other than that I don't think that there are that many:P

Btw
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Posted 12/16/12 , edited 12/16/12
Cons of being a guy:

Your junk is always in the way when you sit down.
You have a very limited wardrobe compared to a girl's; to me it always felt like the gray coveralls from 1984 (an Orwellian movie).
It gets hard every morning and sometimes sticks out in random embarrassing angles.
Girls wont hang out with you because they think all you want is to get into their pants.
You're not supposed to cry or show emotion because, remember, you're a man and men are automatons, not people
Girls ignore you because you're not an unrealistic sex-god with six pack abs.
You're looked at oddly if you say you like romances.
You're assumed to just like girl-girl romance because it's double the boobs.
You're assumed to love porn and think about sex all the time.
Masturbating is disgusting and is way to short-lived.
A guy's body has maybe three erogenous zones.
You're supposed to be aggressive and macho.
If you say you like pink people ask if you're gay.
If you can tell several shades of any colour from each other people look at you funny.
Same thing as above, but with flowers.

This post is not a claim that guys have it worse than women, just that I personally hate being a guy and would trade places with a girl on her worst period days any time.
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18 / M / North Dakota
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cons of being males - Around 9a.m, you turn onto your belly while sleeping, very painfull.I think most guys will get what im implying here.
pros of being a male - piss anywhere. Theres a fountain...zzzzzzzz, theres a bush......zzzzzzz, there a troller.....zzzzz*baby cries* .

I know one con for the average woman. Read the rating on the back of a Mgame. blood, strong language and excessive violence...I think we know where im going with this.
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Cons Men:
When we sit down we may accidently sit on our testicles, and I know for a fact that majority of men have done this before.
We never get to keep the kids, even if they would be better off with us.
When Mr. Peter get's excited everyone can see it.
Pro Men:
We pee standing up
In most countries were treated better.(Sorry ladies I wish it wasn't true)
Pro & Con women: Can't say sorry, but I want to learn.
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peeing everywhere <---
Only can think of is this too...
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Cons:
* Birth control is pricey.
* Boobs get in the way and make playing sports difficult even with support.
* People are occasionally condescending even when they don't intend to be (you go girl) and a lot of times you get the "You're pretty blank for a woman." thing.
* Underwear costs more than it does for guys.
* Public toilets.
* Shaving.
* Women's magazines.
* Can't walk alone at night without having to worry about becoming a target.
* Being paid less on average.
* Expectations that a woman always has to look her best.
* 95% of Halloween costumes are designed to make you look like a prostitute.
* There's a stigma towards removing your shirt, even if it's hot. And don't even think about going topless in public in America.
* Gotta deal with creepers at bars who can't sense when someone is clearly not interested in them. Some don't get it even when you tell them you aren't interested.
* Fewer good female characters in fiction that you can identify with.

Pros:
* Unlikely to be conscripted in the event of a war.
* "Women and children first.", your reproductive organs make you seen as more valuable than the average male.
* Can get away with showing more emotion.
* More clothing options.
* Can order "girly" drinks at bars and nobody looks twice.
* If a woman trips it's klutzy and cute, if a guy trips it's because he's got no sense of balance and is a dumbass.
* Seen as less of a threat which can occasionally be a useful advantage.
* Can get into clubs even if there's a line outside.
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Pomff wrote:

Cons:
* Birth control is pricey.
* Boobs get in the way and make playing sports difficult even with support.
* People are occasionally condescending even when they don't intend to be (you go girl) and a lot of times you get the "You're pretty blank for a woman." thing.
* Underwear costs more than it does for guys.
* Public toilets.
* Shaving.
* Women's magazines.
* Can't walk alone at night without having to worry about becoming a target.
* Being paid less on average.
* Expectations that a woman always has to look her best.
* 95% of Halloween costumes are designed to make you look like a prostitute.
* There's a stigma towards removing your shirt, even if it's hot. And don't even think about going topless in public in America.
* Gotta deal with creepers at bars who can't sense when someone is clearly not interested in them. Some don't get it even when you tell them you aren't interested.
* Fewer good female characters in fiction that you can identify with.

Pros:
* Unlikely to be conscripted in the event of a war.
* "Women and children first.", your reproductive organs make you seen as more valuable than the average male.
* Can get away with showing more emotion.
* More clothing options.
* Can order "girly" drinks at bars and nobody looks twice.
* If a woman trips it's klutzy and cute, if a guy trips it's because he's got no sense of balance and is a dumbass.
* Seen as less of a threat which can occasionally be a useful advantage.
* Can get into clubs even if there's a line outside.



*95% of halloween costumes are designed to make you look like a prostitute.

* boobs get in the way and make playing sports difficult even with support.






Another pro to being male is that it is likely that that wouldve had no affect on me if i was anything besides a male.

Another con to being a male is that that did have an affect on me and I blame that on you. The affect will take some time to calm down.

Another con to being a woman is that they get blamed for the above.

Another pro to being a women is that they can chose wether or not to give a crap.
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