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Most Awkward Moment You Experienced?
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I was in the grocery store Albertsons, looking around in the dairy aisle.
An old rickety grandma walked up to me and said "You must work out!". She then proceeded to pinch my side hard with a perverted smirk, and clumsily walked away.
I was at a loss of words, and immediately just walked out of the store and went home. I felt violated...
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when my best friends dad caught me beating off in their shower
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well once when i was in gymnastics my coach was spotting me during a flip and I pooted in his face lol
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this was many moons ago....i waited after work for 2 hours in the dark for my girl to pick me up. I made a couple of phone calls and found out she was at my best friends house. she did not know i knew and tried to lie to me about it. I had to on vacation with family did not see her for a week. while gone i did a lot of soul searching and the second i got home. i called her went on a date and i broke up with her rather publicly.



I HATE LIARS!



Wow that was 23 years ago....time flies
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Trying to have a conversation with a deaf person... with a past of flunking ASL 1 & having to re-take it the current year. Then again, I'm really an awkward kind of person, so I'm used to it.
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Being told by my ex that my voice is hot. -- no

At my first con, we went into a showing of 'funny anime clips' and having my dad sitting there during the unexpectedly crude jokes.

Having random people I don't know talk to me at lunch, asking for my food or phone number. -- hell no.

having to run through the rain in a white t-shirt and no jacket along with the rest of my chorus group the day after christmas.

Being called 'sir' or 'sport' by hapless waiters and old people.
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i call my teachers "mom" to the point were they just accept it
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I love jokes that are so impossibly wrong on all levels.

Then, there was the time I told a dead baby joke to someone that had lost a child to crib death...
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Posted 1/18/13

NatakeErru wrote:

Being called 'sir' or 'sport' by hapless waiters and old people.


Pretty weird to be addressed as "sir" unless:

A. You're male

or

B. You're female but an officer in the military.


Also strange to be addressed as "sport," sounds like how old, British people would talk.

"Oh hey there, jolly 'ol sport. Let's sit down and have a spot of tea and crumpets."
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Winterfells wrote:

Random erections are always awkward, I'm not sure there's much else that would be more awkward for a guy.

During a physical, in the middle of lecture, at the beach...

I iz ashamed.



Ah. Thats what happens alot of times hmm..
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Posted 1/19/13

Winterfells wrote:

Pretty weird to be addressed as "sir" unless:

A. You're male

or

B. You're female but an officer in the military.


Also strange to be addressed as "sport," sounds like how old, British people would talk.

"Oh hey there, jolly 'ol sport. Let's sit down and have a spot of tea and crumpets."


Yeah, they mistake me for a guy a lot... -- AND they think I'm a younger kid.
I know I look young, but I'm pretty sure I'm not a 13 year old boy like they act like I am.
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Posted 1/20/13

flashersmurf wrote:

this was many moons ago....i waited after work for 2 hours in the dark for my girl to pick me up. I made a couple of phone calls and found out she was at my best friends house. she did not know i knew and tried to lie to me about it. I had to on vacation with family did not see her for a week. while gone i did a lot of soul searching and the second i got home. i called her went on a date and i broke up with her rather publicly.



I HATE LIARS!



Wow that was 23 years ago....time flies


Ahahahaha nice going, liars deserve no respect.

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Last week ii went through a whole day of school wearing my shirt inside out and ii didn't even notice >,< At the end of the day ii was like wthhh? my shirts inside out! nnd my friends started dying of laughter... omggg that was scarring ;P But still very funny :D
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So there was this girl who was with me on my tour of a certain college campus, I meet her again 2 weeks later when lectures begin.


Me:Hi haven't we talked before?

Her:yeah we met at orientation right?

Me.Yeah!

Her:alright.

Me:...?

Her:(walks away)
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So after thirty hours without sleep I'm in wal-mart with my grandmother helping her reach things as she's 4'8 and I'm 6'3. While she go's to pay I head back to grab something we forgot just as I'm returning the lack of sleep catches up to me. I walk up to a woman the same height, dress, and jewelry as my grandmother and say, "give me the keys" in a very deep tired voice which was very gravelly. The poor women starts shaking as her head slowly tilts upward with the same expression you see in monster movies, my eyes go wide as I realize whats happened and I jerk backwards we just stare at each other for a few seconds before I mumble out "wrong person" and flee.
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