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Most Awkward Moment You Experienced?
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Posted 1/20/13
My friend was wearing her Stitch onesies for Halloween which looks like this.

Then I was bored and poked her stomach, but instead I poked her area down there and it got so awkward *-*
but we started to laugh because it was so quiet lolz.
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Posted 1/21/13
Opened the door when the cleaning lady was in the bathroom...saw her naked...

uhmm...

I didn't know she was there.

But jeez that was embarrasing.

Oh yeah she saw me and screamed, I closed the door and said: soooorrryyy.
Then took off running.

Looking back now, it's pretty funny...
Posted 1/21/13
Sitting with two of my exes.
While they talked about me.
Posted 1/21/13
Ran into a girl who thought I was trying to steal her boyfriend while I was talking to him on the phone.... >__<
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Posted 1/21/13 , edited 1/21/13

Xendii wrote:

Then I was bored and poked her stomach, but instead I poked her area down there and it got so awkward *-*
but we started to laugh because it was so quiet lolz.


Please.

Elaborate.

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Went to Portsmouth for my mates University freshers week. Got drunk in the car on the way there, already pissed people off. Played a drinking game, didn't know the rules, got all of them even more pissed off. Get to the club, don't get let in because I was too drunk really piss everyone off. My black, hench, ghetto but quite friendly mate stays with me the entire night. We go through a bottle of Jack Daniels, Smirnoff, not to mention several cans of beer and cider. We're fucked out of our heads, and the only girl we knew of was the ugly chick with a boyfriend that was staying in the shared accommodation. So me and him are full on flirting with her, constantly going into the room and getting rejected. I puke in the toilet, drop my expensive fucking watch down in and block the toilet. Pass out in my mates bed - the one who was especially pissed off at me who is a hench 6 foot 6 rugby player. Whatever they did to me that night, I can't remember. I saw a video and knew I had gotten dickslapped... Suffice to say I woke up in a bed with two other guys, one spooning me and I'm spooning my hench black ghetto mate HA. Morning after was the worst thing because everyone was pissed off at me and also felt sorry for me and me and my mate had to drive back to London, still drunk. Andddd as soon as I got back to London, turns out I had called my best mate who I really fancy because she's a hot blonde girl to come out to the cinema with me. So after having the worst nights sleep, still drunk and with a massive headache I go meet her and for some silly reason I explained this entire story to her...

Was the most awkward as fuck silence hahaha!

Oh and then there's the time I drank too much when I was 16 at new ear 2011 and blacked out. Got with my mates 50 year old mum, also pissed my trousers that night too... Plus the walk of shame to the train station then back home... Awkward.

Then there was new years 2012. Blacked out before the fireworks, this is when I was 17. Basically I wake back into consciousness during me getting kicked out of my mates party, mid-speaking at 5am. Turned out I had broken his lava-lamp, puked on his floor, his brothers bed, on myself; mainly on my chinos and vans and had super-industrial-glue on it which wouldn't come off of it. Also, almost got bottled by the quite friendly drug-dealers. Broken a door, busted a wall and got into a fight. I remember none of this... Also, again the walk of shame to the train station and back home which was painful as fuck because I had bought new vans that day and it cut into the back of my foot ... Hahaha

I have a thousand more stories like this :L
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Posted 1/21/13
I had a young Asian couple come in for massages, and I had the male. Shortly after starting, I meant to ask if he and his *girlfriend* would be doing anything afterwards, but ended up saying *sister* instead... for whatever reason. That wasn't too awkward, but after I thought it would be a good idea to tell my boss what I had said.

As they were leaving, she mentioned my faux pas, and apologized saying it was an easy mistake because all Asians looked the same (meaning it as a joke). Unfortunately, her sense of humor is pretty dry, and it sounded like she was being sincere.
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Posted 3/29/13
Friendzone moment.
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Posted 3/30/13
I have a lot of awkward stories. Some of them aren't my experiences but are still funny :D

So one day I was at a con with my friends and every year there is this one tall, bearded guy that dresses up as Jesus (same guy every year) and my friends were all "Omg it's Jesus! Can we hug you?" So they both got regular, non creepy hugs from him and I decided to have one too. So he hugged me and since I am small, he decided to lift me up too. I initiated statue position and I got super sweaty because he was sweaty too. -.-
It was terrifying and awkward for me at the time.

Another one is when my friends were in their elementary school giving speeches in english class. One friend, Brian, was giving his speech on puppy mills and sad stuff like that. In the middle of his speech he looked at my friend, Mary, and started laughing. He was so embarrassed lol. And in that same speech he started it off saying "I believe..!" in a really high voice out of nervousness. Everyone started laughing and he had to take a seat and "calm down" to present it later.

Once I was on the bus from school sitting next to an asian lady. I was in a two-seater and she was next to the window, making me closer to the crowd of people. So on the stop my last friend left on, a few people got on and one of them was an old-ish man with a pink shirt and a beer gut. So as the bus made its stops, the people standing moved down the bus as did the old man. He was offered a seat but didn't take it. He eventually was standing right next to me and it wasn't so crowded anymore. Then I realize this guy is getting pretty damn close. He was stretching his gut out (imagine how you stretch your back) and tried to make my shoulder touch his wang. I was panicking a little so I just leaned toward the woman on my right hoping he wouldn't touch me. I felt bad for the woman because it must've been awkward having me lean really close to her. Apparently my school calls him crinkle (cuz he's old) and he is widely known pervert in there. He even stalked my friend.

that's all I can really remember right now :)

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So, I'm at Sakura-con right now and its about 4am, and I decided to go outside and have a smoke. So I'm sitting at a table next to the street minding my own business when this really nice car pulls over. The guy inside rolls down the window and asks," are you taken?" but I couldn't quite hear him at first so I asked him to repeat himself & he did, then he saw my con badge and said,"oh, my bad! You're here for a convention,. I was hopping you were a working girl." I was so embarrassed all I could say was," no, I'm not!" However, instead of driving away he asked if he could take me out anyway! I just walked away. Then as I was about to finish my cigarette a cab pulled up and tried to call me over to him, again I walked away. I guess "working girls" in Seattle wear, jeans, pikachu t-shirts and slippers. At first I felt awkward but the second time I was really annoyed, by the time the drunk guy (yes, there was a third person) and his friends walked by I was pissed. I yelled," I'm not a whore!" when he started to say something to me. He looked really shocked & said,"ok, I was just going to tell you, you dropped your smokes." Talk about awkward!
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Posted 3/30/13
start to talking to someone thinking it your dad and you realize it isn't him . that was just too weird
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Posted 3/30/13
lol
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Posted 3/31/13
Lmao Ive had some super awkward moments my self. I mean bad lol.
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Posted 3/31/13
I had many weird time lol, but one that made me feel terrible is when this lady was trying to talk to me in the store and I couldn't tell because her eyes went different ways and it looked like she was looking at my sister and being the re-re I am sometimes "I said is she talking to me" and she heard............I was very embarrassed and hoped she didn't get her feelings hurt when I realized she was asking me a question while I looked around confused..That was awkward My sister was also embarrassed by how I responded..I felt like an asshole.

Another awkward moment was when I pissed on the seat of my bestfriends, friends nice car whom I was just introduced to that very day all because I was drunk and I couldn't hold it in lol. It was all good tho haha.
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Posted 3/31/13
Too many to name... So I'll just talk about one that happened a few weeks ago. I have tourettes, so when I get my ticks, I usually twitch and sometimes let out a squeaky sound. One time at work, I did that, and there were quite a few people in the store. Everything was quiet, except for the music, and I had a tick, and every stopped to stare at me. I COULD FEEL THEIR EYES BURNING RIGHT THROUGH ME. The fuckers.
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