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Most Awkward Moment You Experienced?
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I was in the girl's locker room in gym, peeing in the bathroom. You see, I have weak mobility in my hands so I can't do things like lock doors right.

Well, in this case, I couldn't lock the bathroom door so I left the door closed but unlocked. I forgot to hold on it for a second to make sure nobody opens it, and I'm about to wipe when...

BOOM! The door opens. It's a girl in my grade. She screams and apologizes repeatedly. I'm bright red and I apologize too, and we both laugh awkwardly. I was hoping my legs were mainly closed and that the toilet paper blocked my.. err, genitalia.

We become decent friends and she's not that bad of a person. Recently, the same thing happened again. This time, though, I just forgot to lock the door. She didn't get to open it too far this time.

Is God or whoever made the world trying to tell me that I'm secretly a lesbian who has a fetish for girls seeing me pee in a bathroom stall or something?
Posted 4/2/13
I have no awkward moments. At least none I can think of at the moment.
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I once fell asleep in class during the attendance call.

I was in middle school. 8th grade. Just started. New teachers, same students. Mostly.

So I was asleep. She um, decided who the class clown was already, apparently.

So I was tapped by one of my friends. Disoriented, I sorta just spout out "Here".

She called the class clown. She said "Class Clown". I...

I wasn't the class clown. It seemed like I was attempting to make myself seem funny.

I...I lose sleep over this. It was awful. No one was laughing.

You know like, a stand-up comic who isn't funny? That's how I felt. Despite it being an accident.

I wasn't boo'd, laughed at, or anything. I didn't mean to ;_;

I didn't wanna be the class clown!

I couldn't even get back to sleep. Which is the worst part of it.
Posted 4/2/13
The most awkward moment when it was my first day of high school and suddenly i late in class and when i came in to my room and greeted everyone with a friendly smile everything went silent and just stared at me with a pierced kind of look , so i just stayed quite and ran to my sit .
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My most awkward thing was I called the waiter ma'am instead of sir. My friend's won't let me live it down!
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micdeath wrote:

My sisters tricked me. They took me to this titty bar (forgot the name, sry) and it was all transvestites.
I drunkenly started hitting on one of the gals, she replied back in a very deep voice, "Sorry hon, must be sober to get on this ride."
I was like, "Not even a little?"
She replied, "How comfortable are you with pre-op's?"
It clicked in my mind.
"Sorry to bother you ma'am."
The car ride back to the hotel was very awkward between my sisters and I.


LMFAO! Did your sisters cry in laughter like I am now?
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Was watching a movie with mom then a rated r sex scene came
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Posted 4/2/13
I lead that awkward lifestyle daily.

Today I couldn't get the stupid automatic paper towel dispenser to work in the bathroom and stood in front of it for about 5 mins trying. I finally gave up and said out loud, "Please give me a paper towel!" with one last wave of my hand and it AT LAST gave me one. All the while this one girl just watched me struggle. There was another dispenser there, but she just chose to watch me.
... When she went up to the one after me, she got her paper towel right away.
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This is all I could think of right now.

It happened when I was in grade 7. There was no more available desks so I had to sit in the back at one of the round tables. The principal of the school decided to visit our classroom. "Good morning students and mr.." She was looking at me, waiting for a reply. She thought I was some sort of student teacher. In grade 7.
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I was in preschool and my whole class found out that I pooped my pants :'D
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I drank far more than I should have, and blacked out. When I woke up, I was in the back seat of a SUV driving down the road. I sat up, and the woman who was driving screamed and almost swerved into a tree. Apparently I wandered into a nearby garage and found an unlocked car to sleep in; it was cold. Now aware of my dead drunk wandering tendencies, I now hold back from going all out on the alcohol...
Posted 4/2/13
I got into an elevator, looked around, and said: "Glad we're not going to have an awkward elevator ride, guys." to try to make the elevator ride not awkward. I hate riding in elevators. Well, no one said anything/laughed or anything like that. They just stared at me like I just killed somebody. I've been taking the stairs ever since.
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lol Something similar to that happened in one of my elevator rides cept it wasnt me and the guy who made the comment kinda got death stares from everybody even me

it was just to early in the morning for his shenanigans
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BeanWantaBurger wrote:



Is God or whoever made the world trying to tell me that I'm secretly a lesbian who has a fetish for girls seeing me pee in a bathroom stall or something?


Well, do you take enjoyment out of these situations? If yes, then maybe you are. You could make a lot of money in Japan or Germany with that fetish.

Anyway my moment was in 6th grade during math class, everyone was dead silent doing some problems, and I farted about as loud as I ever have in my life. For the next 3 years I was known as the kid who farted in math class. Perfect timing to make my Jr high life go smoothly....
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BeanWantaBurger wrote:

I was in the girl's locker room in gym, peeing in the bathroom. You see, I have weak mobility in my hands so I can't do things like lock doors right.

Well, in this case, I couldn't lock the bathroom door so I left the door closed but unlocked. I forgot to hold on it for a second to make sure nobody opens it, and I'm about to wipe when...

BOOM! The door opens. It's a girl in my grade. She screams and apologizes repeatedly. I'm bright red and I apologize too, and we both laugh awkwardly. I was hoping my legs were mainly closed and that the toilet paper blocked my.. err, genitalia.

We become decent friends and she's not that bad of a person. Recently, the same thing happened again. This time, though, I just forgot to lock the door. She didn't get to open it too far this time.

Is God or whoever made the world trying to tell me that I'm secretly a lesbian who has a fetish for girls seeing me pee in a bathroom stall or something?



This is adorable! X3

I've had so many awkward situations i think i'm starting to enjoy and look forward to them. How they've somehow turned from uncomfortable to somthing i do on purpose for a laugh is beyond me.
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