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Most Awkward Moment You Experienced?
Posted 5/9/13
i have so many. i feel awkward around myself and around other people, pets, things on the floor etc all make me feel awkward

i usually don't know whether to say hi or how to greet someone so it's a mix of loads of shit words
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Posted 5/9/13
Bucket List: 1 thing to do after I'm done in.

There is a geographical fault line in Washington state along state highway 14 where the land moves 6 inches a year forward into the Columbia River. It's a constant problem for the Washington State Highway Department as there is no inexpensive solution to correct or temporarily fix this highway realignment problem.

Since gas has gotten so expensive and my youth has faded into a distant memory I'm likely going to insist, after my death, to be cremated and have my ashes Elmer glued in a little pile nearby along Wa. Hwy. 14 where this shift is. Over time I will witness part of Washington state and the Canadian province of British Columbia gliding by into a mighty river. Think of all the petrochemical resource I'll save squatting idly by watching the grandeur of Nature shift instead of burning it wandering purposefully in the guise of vacation looking for Sasquatch . If I get bored I can count cars, trucks, ox carts, sunburned cyclists, what- and whomever. Horses won't be an issue either. If they happen to dump on or close by.....hey....I'm dead. Who cares?

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Posted 5/9/13
I'm going to name one I had recently. My friend's and I were just chilling at one of their places, on a couch, eating some chips and salsa. My friend was sitting on her boyfriends lap, and I and my other two friends were sitting on the opposite side of them. Then my friend's boyfriend starts tickling her. She was laughing hard, and telling him to stop, and screaming "I gotta pee, stop!"
So then after a little bit of tickling he stops, and had this really grave look on his face. He gave my friend this look, and he asks pretty loudly,

"Did you just fucking PEE on me? What is WRONG with you!?"

And my friends and I just stare in silence, trying not to lose it. I'm pretty sure my face turned blue, as I had to cup my mouth and bury my head in my friend's shoulder, trying not to laugh at that. I don't know why, but when you're with a couple of close friends, (or at least when I am,) everything slightly funny is amplified to gut grinding, face hurting HILARIOUS.

My friend and her boyfriend just sat there, literally for two minutes, staring at each other as if they were going to break up. In the end, they didn't. But she just got up, ran to the bathroom, and started crying.

We stopped thinking it was humorous. From then on out, we just sat there to the sound of the TV and her crying. It wasn't awkward at first, but when she started crying, I found it pretty uncomfortable.
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Posted 5/9/13 , edited 5/9/13
Today my friend next to me in class made me laugh...
Teacher called me out on it...
I had to explain the inside joke. or lose points for the day.

Oh yeah, this is nowhere near the most awkward things that has happened in my life.
Posted 5/9/13
I like awkward, the worse the better. I can't be arsed to meet someone's expectations unless it's important that i do so.
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Posted 5/10/13
Here's a list of all the awkward moments I've had that I can remember this late at night:
1. I was in fifth grade and I wanted to ask the teacher a question. She was helping someone else and I walked up to her and called her "mommy".
2. My mom walked in on me jerking off so many times, that I've lost count.
3. I was like 14, 15 or 16 (I can't remember). And my family and I were eating at a restaurant for my birthday. I went to the bathroom (Men's) and I heard a woman talking on the phone while sitting on one of the toilets. I literally stood there at the entrance for about 30 seconds because I couldn't believe what was happening. I regained my composure and took a piss on a urinal that was right next to the stall where she was. I took the piss, and calmly washed my hands. As I washed my hands, she flushed, came out and said something to me (can't remember what it was) and left. This was more embarrassing for her than it was for me.
4.My parents and I were eating at a chinese restaurant. I was so stupid for not putting on a belt. I had to pull my shorts up every 30 seconds. All of a sudden I had to go to the bathroom, I got up and my shorts fell down to my ankles. I was SO embarrassed. My parents were laughing their asses off. I was even more embarrassed because some guy who was sitting away from us and wouldn't stop staring at me. Oh and I was around 12 at the time.
That's all I can remember right now. Maybe more later.
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Posted 5/11/13
Random old people calling me babbi and kissing me on the cheeks. I'm 24, not 4.
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19 / M / Canada eh
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Posted 5/11/13
I walked in on my best friend's mom while she was taking a leak in the washroom
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21 / M / Amegakure
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Posted 5/11/13
I was in year 7, my friend found out the name of the girl I liked, who was also in the same class.. He just stood up and yelled "Hey Bridgette, guess what, ****** has a crush on you!". The whole class just looks at me. o_o
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Posted 5/11/13

saksiss wrote:

I was in year 7, my friend found out the name of the girl I liked, who was also in the same class.. He just stood up and yelled "Hey Bridgette, guess what, ****** has a crush on you!". The whole class just looks at me. o_o


At that point you just have to own it and use the opportunity to make your move.
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Posted 5/11/13

justanotherguy_2005 wrote:


saksiss wrote:

I was in year 7, my friend found out the name of the girl I liked, who was also in the same class.. He just stood up and yelled "Hey Bridgette, guess what, ****** has a crush on you!". The whole class just looks at me. o_o


At that point you just have to own it and use the opportunity to make your move.


Oh I did, after class, then she rejected me flat out c':
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Posted 5/11/13 , edited 5/11/13

saksiss wrote:




Oh I did, after class, then she rejected me flat out c':


Ah, well at least the attempt was made.
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Posted 5/11/13
A couple months ago, I was in a car ride with 2 friends and a girl I like to a camping trip and the topic of prom came up, and it went:
Friend:(To me) Hey, so are you going to prom?
Me: No, I don't think so..
Friend: Oh, (To girl I like) Are you going to prom?
Girl I like: Well, no one has asked me yet, so I don't know.
Me:.... Hey, wanna go to prom with me?
Blushing, then silence. Uncomfortable silence.

Oh, but it gets worse! I was in the passenger's seat cuz I was giving directions, but I suck at it, so I had to switch seats with my other friend, leaving me and the girl I like sitting together at the back! We were both shy and shocked at what had just happened, so there wasn't much talking for 30-45 min. And during the whole time at camp was just small talk and "hey's" everytime we made eye contact, which barely happened cuz I was so embarrassed to look at her in the face.

Epilogue: She ended up going to prom with someone else.
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Posted 5/11/13
here is something almost amusing i was at the graduation ceremony at our school we make it this whole big thing where every grade goes up gets the certificate and they take pictures. Well what i didn't know at the time was that a bird had somehow taken a crap on the back of my shirt so i didn't figure out why everyone was laughing until after i sat down.
Posted 5/11/13
It's happened more than once. For me, it's extremely awkward talking to someone when that someone is actually not listening to me talk. And then toward the end, I laugh to myself while that someone has "FREAK" written all over his/her face. Thanks, people. Thanks a bunch.
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